Hey everyone!  Wow, a week passed since my last blog update!!! You guys do know that I have been an editor at Wikipedia for 21 years, right? it all started one night when I was wondering if there was somewhere online where I could find a list of celebrities who had died recently, and I found one at Wikipedia. This was in 2002. But Wikipedia is a bit boring, so I decided to give the page some spice after a while. I wrote my biology on my user page, telling about how I was basically a rock star along with my then girlfriend and our three girl-friends in middle school and how later I was part of a band of, basically, male and female hoodlums in the United States. I also, in those 20 years, wrote about things as varied as Wilfredo Gomez, Walter Mercado, can collecting, Hanson, fashion designing, airplane crashes, sex in film, boy band Menudo and even my aunt! Back when Wikipedia was starting and there were less regulations and also when we did not know exactly what kind of thing we had in hand, I wrote an article about Lourdes Pamela Pop, who was Puerto rican teacher of the year in 1985 in New Jersey and who is my aunt! That article is now deleted...and also I began signing my name there with the wildest nicknames known to mankind. I just signed a comment 20 minutes ago as Jeanette "Madonna Ringwald" Santiago, but Ive also signed as "Your Lover Lady", ""Queen of Hearts", "Knocking My Head on the Wall", "Pants Down", "Sex Vixen", "The Knockout Queen" and everything else you can imagine. In 21 years, i dont remember ever singing with a repeated signature. Maybe I have..ok, probably I have, but not on purpose. At least, not that i remember! Woah!! The Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl!!! Congratulations to everyone in the city of brotherly love! Cuteness wise, they still lose because Patrick Mahomes is a babe! But they beat Mahomes' Chiefs, 40-22, to become American football's world champions. I know one friend of mine who is happy and that is the Trucker! Congratulations too to the big truck guy!  Not my fan, but he is still a friend. Besides, I have many fans and to you and to God also, I owe this column! Oh, and to the rat! To finalize her looksm  Swift wore a leg necklace which was bought for her by her boyfriend and which was commissioned from Wave and is part of a collection by professional golf legend and now designer Michelle Wie west.  The game was played at the Caesar;'s Superdome in New Orleans,. Taylor Swift was present, cheering for boyfriendTravis Kelce, who plays for the Chiefs. She was booed as she was shown on the big screen during the game. But let's analyze why: she boosted Joe Biden and then Kamala Harris during the 2024 Presidential race in the United States. Without getting political, one has to realize that New Orleans is in Louisiana, in the deep South. Which is a very conservative area and anti democrat party state. When we boo someone based on her beliefs and not her talents or achievements, it shows we are truly losing our grip on things.  As far as Taylor herself, she was impeccably gorgeous as always, Sporting a white  Saint Laurent tank top and blue cut jeans, she looked relaxed, as she should be in a sporting event. Her red lipstick was the perfect accent for her outfit. She also complimented it with a red Givenchy handbag. The last time I bought a red handbag, it ended up thrown  in my closet! Next to where I usually place net...wait..netrat has never been to my house!!! Taylor practically looked like a Barbie! I mean, the female side of me said "doll!" while the male side of me said "eat her!!" As far as the boos, tennis legend Serena Williams, another woman who  sometimes looks like a barbie herself, came out in Tasylor's defense, telling her on X (formerly Twitter)  "I love you @Taylorswift 13, don't listen to those booo!" ...yeah, I know.,....adults behave like adults, and the rest behave like children. Other celebrities at the game included actors Bradley Cooper , Paul Rudd, Miles Teller, Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, Kevin Costner , Kevin Hart, Zac Efron and Samuel L. Jackson, who was part of the game's half time celebrations, actress Anne Hathaway as well as singers Cardi B., Louis Tomlimson of One Direction,  the Haim sisters, Ice Spice, Lauren Daigle, Trombone Shorty, La La Anthony, Ciara, Harry Connick, Jr.,, Kendrick Lamar, SZA and my favorite Beatle, Paul McCartney, television personality Martha Stewart and too many others for my finger to keep writing without me getting tired! The halftime show, featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Kendrick Lamar, SZA and tennis legend Serena Williams, was blah at best. Ive seen much better SUper Bowl halftime shows like the one that featured my fellow Puerto Rican, singer Bruno Mars or the one that had The Weeknd a couple of years ago. And the one that featured Justin Timberlake grabbing Janet Jackson's boobs! Lol just kidding about that one! That one was memorable for the wrong reasons! The 2002 one featuring U2 was also memorable because it featured, on a screen, the names of all the victims of the then recent 9/11 attacks in the United States.  As far as the game, well, I'm not a big American Football expert or fan, but the eagles surprised the Chiefs. This is, without any doubt, the Chiefs era. They have won several recent Super Bowls and were aiming at a three-peat as world champions.  But the underdog won, which is a good thing sometimes. when James "Buster" Douglas, the underdog of all underdogs in sports history, knocked out Mike Tyson in 1990, it was  a great thing for boxing since Tyson was seen as invincible and that loss of Tyson injected a level of interest in his division since it was getting to a point where everyone suspected Tyson was going to win his fights automatically. When the Arizona Diamondbacks defeated the New York Yankees to win the 2001 World Series of baseball, people were starting to get tired with the Yankees all the time.Well, this time, the Eagles won with defense and a good dose of offense. Limiting the great offense of the Chiefs to 22 points while scoring 40 themselves is a great achievement! Last but not least, I want to say I was voted to the "Hall of Beauty" on another page! I invented the concept of the Hall of Beauty at that ther page myself but was inducted by my fellow member of the online Spice Girls, Jill!  Thank you, Jill! And also I was invited in reddit to share my experience as a woman! I'm certainly looking forward to that opportunity! Wow, that was a lot! Let's see what comes up in the next few days! Till then, au revoir! God loves you and so does my great friend the NetRat (who, ehem, is not a Spice Girl, in any case he'd be a Spice Boy because he is mjuy macho! hahaA) and I! TTYS!

Hey everyone! Well,the last few days started with gloom for us in the United States. Its very sad but its what happened.  On the morning of January 29th, we awoke to the horrific images of an airplane exploding near the Ronald Regan airport in Washington, D.C. It was really heartbreaking to see. It was American Eagle Airlines flight 5342, landing from Wichita, Kansas, which collided with a US Army helicopter. Now, I know a little bit about aviation. A lot of people called it an American Airlines crash which is technically incorrect, because the flight was a PSA Airlines fllight instead. But PSA  uses the name American under a marketing agreement with the larger, better known international brand. It's like for example if you opened a food store in a far away place without a supermarket and Safeway or Publix, or, in the UK< Tesco or ASDA came to an agreement with you  whereas they allowed you to call yourself Tesco (ASDA< Safeway, etc) Junior and used their logo as long as you only sold products bought from the larger brand. Your store keeps the profits and the "Junior"  band as long as you are buying everything from the larger company before reselling it, thus  both you and the larger company make a profit. The point is, it was a PSA airlines flight, not an American Airlines one. Despite it being known as an American Eagle Airlines flight.  The first question I had when seeing the footage was, what the heck was a helicopter doing flying on an airplane's landing path? Well, someone on airliners.net answered that question for me: some helicopters in the Washington, D.C. area have clearance to fly over both Reagan Airport and Dulles International Airport, which is the one that handles most international airline flights to Washington, D.C. In essence, this was an accident waiting to happen, It did not have to happen, but sometimes things are fixed only after things that did not have to happen did happen. It's sad and its stupid.  The investigation, of course, is just starting. We will know more when a report is released.  Obviously, our deepest condolences go to the 67 who lost their lives and to their  family and friends.  Now, to more happy things to talk about. The Grammys are here!!!Los Angeles was in a gala mood these days now that the music industry just celebrated the 67th version of the Grammy awards. I hoped for two things: that the performers would not go out of their way to look like Devils or Satan, thus mocking us Christians and also giving the far right ammunition. With the Olympic ceremony and all and , more recently, the Golden Globes, this is starting to happen a bit too often. Also, I hoped they would take a minute or two to remember the victims of the recent L.A. fires.  I mean, they deserve to be remembered. As far as the ceremony itself, Beyonce was nominated again, for "Texas Hold 'Hem" and so was Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift and The Beatles! Who is more legendary than that? A lot of people don't like Billie Eilish since she seems to be anti-Christianity, and I do not blame them but on the other hand, if I was 15 or 20, or 25, and as a young person i thought counter-culture was cool, that's who I'd want to be.  I'm just speaking the truth!  As far as The Beatles....I know our sixth Spice Girl Victoria (lol I know, she's our version of the fifth Beatle, Pete Best!) will love this but, what other group has done what they have done? None. Hit after hit, and this was during the 60s when they were largely devoid of today's technical advances in the studio! I first got hooked with She Loves You even as , at five years old, I didn't understand shit they were saying lol...my dad asked me which one of The Beatles I was, and, after inspecting the album (known in the Americas as The red Album, which was a compilation of their earlier hits), I pointed at Paul because he had the longest hair haha! And so of course, Paul has been my favorite Beatle since then. Not even other great bands like KISS, Menudo, Duran Duran or Green day-and certainly not The Rolling Stones-achieved what The Beatles achieved. They were nominated for an album named Now and Then which was released in November, 2023, but due to date rules at the awards, qualifies for the "Album of the Year" award in  2025. Marvelous!! Well, in the end, Beyonce won album of the year for "Cowboy Carter"! Beyonce is a legend and this just proves it further. She is talented, beautiful and a great singer. i'll be honest, when Beyonce was younger, when she was like 25, i day dreamed about doing that sassy bitch front and back and every which way! Chocolate does taste great, after all! And, let's not forget, she was in one of history's greatest girl groups, Destiny's Child, although for my taste, their main competitors of the time, TLC, were better. I mean you know, "Creep", "Waterfalls" and all, Destiny's Child was good and all with "Say My name?" and all, but TLC was off the charts. This goes to show that one group may be  better but the other may be the one who launches a legend. Beyonce became the first African American person to win  the award! Well, and Chapell Roan won for best new artist! Chapelle is 26 now so I am allowed to say she is a hottie! But I have to ask her, if you read this Chappie, and I know some of your celebrities might read this because you are all secretly perverts...anyways  girl, what the heck were you dressed as? It looks like you were trying to look like a wizard, but people were really not impressed by the outfit? I mean, when you were walking towards the main stage to pick your award, there was a guy in the crowd who had such a face of disgust! I would too, girlfriend...I'm sorry but the dress designer's did not make you look like a wizard but like a clown with a very large white hat instead. A hat which, by the way, looked like one worn by members of the type of groups that proliferated in the American South and Midwest back in the day. Not a great look at all. Also, looking at it, you see, things like these are part of the reason many Christians say Hollywood celebrates Satanism and all that! Not cool at all. Oh, and her hat fell off as she was accepting the award, although I admit, she managed that with grace.  She also went on a gutsy tirade against record labels, talking about how they don't provide artists with health insurance. Being that she depends on record labels to release her music, I have to say, she may not have the best fashion designers, but she has guts!!! Major guts at that! I admire that! Kendrick Lamar is on a hot streak! He won best Song for :"Not Like Us" (was he singing about aliens? animals? people without sex in their minds? Who is not like us, Kendrick?) and he will be featured in the Super Bowl in a few days. Marvelous!  Other winners included Doechi for the rap album "Alligator Bites Never Heal" (Best Rap Album), Sabrina Carpenter for "Short n Sweet" (Best Pop Vocal Album, with a name that suggests the way some of us like it!) and for "Espresso" (Best Solo Performance) , and Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Love Me Julie and Joe Batiste.  Marvelous, Marvelous!!! I keep hearing a lot of great things about Doechi, but I have to ask...what the hell was Doechi wearing on her head?? It looked like a mini toy bicycle or  a frog, or like someone dropped a chocolate milkshake on her head. She needs to hire a better hairdresser! On the positive side, she thanked God for her win, so not everything is bad! I was a bit disappointed that Eminem did not win for "Death of Marshall Mathers" in the Best Rap Album category. Even though he has said homophobic shit in the past, Emimen is da' bomb! Ok, I hate rap, but he is my favorite rapper because he brought a lot of social matters to mainstream society and usually sang his truth. I respected that and he is one of the few rap artists I can actually listen to. Thanks to him, ral shadys are still standing up worldwide. But sadly, it seems his era, like in the case also of Marilyn Manson, has been gone for 25 years.  As far as Manson, well....I was never a big fan of his music or what he seemingly stood for, but I liked that he too, stood against human authority.  Grammy cool: Lady Gaga said "Trans People are not Invisible!"  Thank you for that, Lady! Grammy not so cool: Chris Brown keeps getting nominated...how a woman beater keeps getting nominated is beyond me.  Wow! So much to unload about this week! I tell ya, sometimes a girl needs to talk!  I'll just leave right now by saying, who knows what's up next week1 As always, God loves you and so do we! Keep on returning, you all! Jeanette

Well, Super Bowl week is here! The Philadelphia Eagles blasted the Washington Commanders, 55-23, to advance to the big game. So, it will be the Kansas City Chiefs versus Philadelphia Eagles. I think that, talent and cuteness-wise, the Chiefs  win. It will be a kick in the ass. But it will be an exciting game to watch with a great half time show and two great teams in a great matchup. However, I have to say, over the last few years, as far as the greatest, and cutest,  quarterback in American Football, the torch has been passed from Tom Brady to Patrick Mahomes.  Mahomes is an all-time great. He has joined the likes of Bart Starr, Roger Starbauch, Dan Fouts, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, John Elway, Troy Aikman, Kurt Warner,  Drew Bledsoe and Brady among the all time greats. The game promises to be marvelous. But so does the half-time show! Kendrick Lamar, John Batiste, Trombone Shorty and Lauren Daigle will be performing. They all have great, harmonizing voices. And Brady will be commenting from the sidelines!!!! There is something more serious that I have to comment about: I received a petition to sign a letter to stop two California universities from allowing adults to change their gender on driving licenses and other legal documents. They even framed it by calling those universities clinics! I will not sign that! I understand everything about people not wanting children to have access to transgender medicines and actually have said that if we do not know the dangers these medicines pose in the future, then we should not have children take them. But banning an adult from changing their sex on a paper? No. Adults can, and should be allowed to, do as they please. It's called free will in the Bible.We might believe it's right or wrong but in the United States, people have rights.  Well, so speaking about other things, I really am a retro girl these days! Not only when it comes down to the music I listen to , which is mostly 1980s, mixed with some 1970s and some 1990s and early 00s, but also when it comes down to Television shows. I've been watching 2 Broke Girls a lot.l This show is not that new, It's from the 2010s and it's co-created by Michael Patrick King and Whiitney Cummings. King was the director of some Sex and the City shows. If we were 4, I'd call my group of friends the Sex and the City gir;;s. But we are five so we are the Spice Girls. So you know that SATC was one of my favorite shows! But anyways, back to 2 Broke Girls: I'ts about two women, one of whom loses her billions and ends up as a waitress where the other one works at and both end up sharing the same, broken apartment in a piece of shit apartment complex, along with the glamorous, championship race winning horse the ex-billionaire owns and which she cannot bring herself to selling. But, apart from the horse, all the glamour has left the former's life and the latter and her become closer and closer as episodes roll off. I always tell my fellow Spice Girl Jill that they remind me of my relationship with her! The way they joke and treat men, that is.  The other series I love watching is Beverly Hills, 90210. I used to watch that with my sister and all our friends back in the day! It was a great series that treated serious issues such as abortion, drugs, date "grape", suicide, divorce and others with respect and gave them their appropiate space in which teenagers could see them in a realistic if not always Christian or religious way. Sometimes we need to tell people that our religious beliefs offer them a way out and other times we need to educate them about the distinct realities of life that can and do happen. It's as simple as that. I believe in God and that He has the ultimate way out of all the problems, but at the same time, things like alcohol addiction, unwanted pregnancies, friendships, romance, etc, are not as black and white as we want them to be. They are as varied as the rainbow. Some television shows, movies and songs are created so we can learn by seeing things from the point of view and premise of their character and messages  and perhaps, create a better, fairier, world for everyone.  Another oldie but goodie I saw recently was the so-called "fight of the millennium" between Felix Trinidad and Oscar De La Hoya. Hard to believe this boxing fight took place 26 years ago already! Felix was a good looking Blacktino man back in the day, but Oscar was on another level. He almost looked like Superman! I remember all the girls back then loved him. As far as me, mythen- bisexual ass's attention was divided between him and Baby Spice of the Spice Girls. Oscar truly was the Enrique Iglesias of boxing. As far as the fight goes, I gave each 6 of the twelve rounds this time around. It was that close of a fight! But the judges saw Felix win it, by a very close split decision vote. It still is a classic! Next week, I hope to write more about movies, about the Super Bowl's after-game, and maybe some sex advice. God loves you! And so do we! Marvelous!! Jeanette

Well, well, well... Hi, everyone! Week number 5 is among us. So, let's see. So, today I was chatting with two of the .....guys who love me ..lol...I seem to have a lot of those. Don't worry, I am not going anywhere.  Super Bowl season is already here! The Chiefs are, of course, favored. Patrick Mahomes is an all time great, and  he is kind of cute!!  When I was a teenager, it was all about Joe Montana. He was cute and quite the best over other cuties like John Elway and Dan Marino. He beat them over and over and when you consider things, Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady, another hottie, by the way, only have each other to beat. Montana had Elway and Marino to beat! Montana did great to win 4 Super bowls!  I wonder who will be playing!  Joe Batiste, Trombone Shorty, Lauren Daigle and Kendrick Lamar will be performing at the game so it should all be very marvelous!!! I wonder what type of Super Bowl food you, my reder, will have! Some people have tortilla or jalapeno chips (or what you in the British Isles call crisps),, beer, wine, soda, ice cream and sandwiches, hamburgers, hot dogs and cakes. Us Americans eat a lot! I plan to have a sandwich, soda and cheese, since I'm pretty lonely. Not because I'm ugly lol...I have, among others, a Swiss porn star, an American boat captain, an American lesbian woman and an American pilot for Delta Airlines that love me. The lesbian has gone so far as to offer me a sexual reassignment surgery to go live with her as a Lesbian! Too bad I cannot do it due to my type one diabetes! lol! Another person, a man, once told me his fantasy was for me to put ice cubes on his boner! Like really, as if! Me and the netrat usually just laughed about these things. Me and netrat.....ahhh....well, I might as well tell you about us. We met at another page about two years ago. Ever since, its been an adventure. We are like ,...James Bond and his female helpers? He says "go into that store, take your gun out and you know what to do with it" and I go and do it. he says "we have a  mission in Monte Carlo" and I get on that Air France jet with him and wink at the casino players and wave my ass at them while the netrat steals their money and gets all their information...lol just kidding!  We are just great friends and it has indeed been an adventure the last 22 or so months but it has been super fun! The same with the online Spice Girls! One thing: on my first rant..ehem....blog...netrat managed to get the name of one of the boxers I spoke about wrong. I recommended the fight between Wiilfredo Gomez and Lupe Pintor, which is considered one of the greatest fights of all time in boxing. Gomez won by 14th round knockout but had to go to the hospital afterward! Today, I saw the fight between Juan Laporte and Ruben Castillo. At the time, I was 10. I was rooting for Laporte because he is my countryman. It turns out, Castillo now lives in the same state as I do! When it comes to competitions, I always root for Puerto Ricans first, Latinos  second and people from my state third. Laporte and Castillo really went at it! Laporte won at the end.  Darn, for a woman I talk a lot about sports, ah? Let's do one thing: on my comments feature, you people ask me for sex advice. That way, next week I will not talk as much about sports , lol! Or , to put it another way, I'll talk about YOUR favorite sport! Oh.....I will not see the Archie Comics the same way again! Today, I received an announcement from Pinterest, letting me know I received drawings of the Archie Comics....naked! In one, Archie was taking Polaroid photos of Veronica's pussy and in another, he was grabbing Betty's boobs! They just lost their innocence in my eyes! That's it for now! As always, God loves you! And so do we! ta ta! Til next week, Jeanette

Hi pervs! Wow! We are .....21! We can drink now! My favorite drink is Bacardi Spice! It gets me drunk quickly and is very warm and, well, soicy! It works really fast as you get drunk with about 3 or 4 cups. I also love beer, especially if they are the Coors or Budweiser brand. Talking about getting drunk, something funny happened to me at a Circle K store recently. Now, you know Circle K, the convenience store that appeared on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure back in 1989? They are majorly famous here in Arizona. Anyways, I went there to get an Orange Diet Coke recently when a 12 or 13 year old girl looked at me and said "drinking beer is bad!" and i looked at her and thought to myself "ooo okayyyyy?" but then I realized something: I was wearing a Bud Light logo t-shirt that I have, which reads "I like beer!" lmao! What was I going to do? I agreed with her, half-lying through my teeth. I told her "you know, you are right! Beer is nasty! I only wear this shirt because I do like the Bud Light logo!" I mean, she is a child and I was not going to encourage her to drink! Truth be told, at that age, I thought beer tasted like pee. I had poured myself a bit during a party when o was about 9 or so, in order to see what the fuss was all about. Back then, I Thought adults were crazy for liking such shitty-tasting liquid! But, even now, I'm not exactly a huge fan of beer either. it's funny because I thought that Net rat was Dutch, so I kept telling him that someday, he'd have to buy me an Amstel, but he is British so a Guinness perhaps? I know Guinness is Irish but it's rather popular in England from what I heard. Anyways, I'm not really a fan of beer that much but I drink it occasionally, and when I do, to paraphrase the "Dos Equis guy", I... .I don't drink Dos Equis...I drink the good tasting Budweiser or the exquisite Coors. Of course, Net Rat could also buy me and the rest of the Online Spice Girls champagne too, now that we are 21 and on tour.. We love that! Ok, ok..I forgot..we are not 21 years old but 21 weeks old! Oh darn... Marveloussssss!! What is not so marvelous is my dad being in the hospital. He has been having problems lately but had to go to the hospital on Friday afternoon. Dad is 75 now. He was hospitalized with water on his lungs and remains there as I write. He was given medicines and has called twice, and seems to be in good spirits. Since COVID hit, Arizona hospitals do not allow visits to patients unless it's the driver or unless the patient was in their last hour and family came to be with them. So, we have not been able to visit him. In a few hours they will run some tests to see if he can return home within 24 hours or has to stay a couple more days. We are praying and crossing our fingers for the best! Well, there was another plane crash in the United States recently. On May 22, a small airplane crashed in San Diego, while landing at that city's Montgomery-Gibbs Executive Airport. The airplane, a Cessna 550, crashed into a neighborhood, damaging cars and houses and killing 6 people who were onboard the aircraft. This tragedy touched the lives of many and brought darkness to the world of music, as , among the dead were former Devil Wears Prada band drummer Daniel Williams and music agent Dave Shapiro. The National Transportation Safety Board is investigating the accident. It is too early to tell what happened yet, but it has been said that the air[ort's runway lights were not working and there was heavy fog. Now, I am not a pilot but what little I have actually studied about aviation would tell me that in a cas like that, the pilot should have diverted to another city. But we don't know the situation very well yet. Maybe he was running out of fuel and could not divert? Who knows. Once the details are better known, we will, well....know the details a bit more! Do you know Vito Spadafora, the gay mafia member from the classic HBO series, The Sopranos? There is a video that surfaced on Youtube, where the actor who played Spadafore, Italian-American Joseph R. Gammascoli, called a radio station for an interview with a pair of college kids who apparently thought they'd become the new Howard Sterns by asking him provoking questions as if he were Spadafore. The questions related to the actor's own sexuality and the fact that the actor uses social media to see autographed items. But the entire thing turned out to be really funny. Gammascoli, rightfully angered, called the kids idiots and told them, sarcastically, that they were going to be real big while wishing them luck. They continued egging him on, and Gammascoli then started using profanity, using the word fuck, and derivates of it, through the interview. "You fucking this, you fucking that.." is how that interview went. Gammascoli was said to have had problems with the show's other actors, and when they had a 20-year cast reunion in 2019, he was either not invited or did not show up. One of his biggest real-life antagonists who also acted in the show, is said to be actor Steve Schttipa, who played Bobby Baccala Jr. in the show. But, regardless of the shenanigans that went or did not go behind the scenes, Gammascoli was completely right in this case. Imagine this: I play a man in a show and go to an interview and get asked if I know how to change a tire or how to fix a toilet-otherwise known in the United States as a shit hole-or, better yet, Net Rat joins me in the CIF ranks and plays a woman in a show and then he gets asked whether he really knows how to bake cakes or "grease the union", as Gammascoli was asked!? It would not be right! But it was actually funny how it all turned. You should really check out the Youtube video. Somebody told me recently that I resemble Lorraine Bracco, the actress who plays Dr. Jennifer Melfi on the show. I don't know. I resemble many people. Mostly, I resemble myself! So, recently, I was watching a BSN basketball game on Youtube also, BSN being the Puerto Rican professional basketball league, when I noticed the 36 years-old referee Rebeca Davila, who is the 3rd woman in the league's 96-years history to serve as a referee. I want to fuck her pussy! She is very ho...oooh gash, that is not what I really wanted to talk about! They interrupted the telecast (or, in this case, intercast?) to report that a drunk man had crashed onto a light post at the Northern Puerto Rican city of Arecibo, knocking out the entire city's electrical system! Luckily, he was uninjured, so we can laugh at this! I imagine that when he arrived at the hospital, doctors may have asked him "so you are the moron .whom we need to thank for the darkness in here?" or, better yet, "we need to take you to the x-rays machine, but look at what you did!"..and no, Net rat was reported to be far, far away from Arecibo that day. Talking about basketball, the NBA and NHL playoffs continue as we speak. In the NHL, its the Carolina Hurricanes and the Florida Panthers in the Eastern Conference Finals as we speak, with the Panthers leading 3 games to 1, and in the Western Conference it's the Edmonton Oilers fighting the Dallas Stars and ,leading that series, 2-1. It looks like there is a good chance that we will see a rematch of last year's NHL finals between the Panthers and the Oilers, a classic won by the Panthers 4 games to 3 but not before fending off a furious comeback by the Oilers, who won games 4, 5, and 6 to force a deciding game 7! Me and fellow online Spice Girl Jill are hoping for an Oilers win since no team from Canada has won the title in more than 30 years!! As far as the NBA playoffs, whoever wins the championship will win for the first time since at least 1979, if not for the first time ever! We have, in the Eastern Conference finals, the Indiana Pacers, who never won a title, leading my dad's New York Knicks, who last won in 1973, 2 games to 1 as we speak, with Game four set to be played tonight. Out west, the Oklahoma City Thunder, whose last title was in 1979 as the Seattle sonics, lead the Minnesota Timberwolves, who have never won a title, 3 games to 1. Oklahoma City itself has never won an NBA title, while the city of Minneapolis, where the Timberwolves play, has seen a lot of naked people having sex and threesome...err..I mean, has NOT seen the ticker parade celebrating an NBA title since the 1950s. Marvelouuuussss! I don't know if you noticed (you probably did not) but last time I posted this column, I did not say marvelous one single time by pure accident. So let's say it many times today: marvelous, marvelous, marvelous, marvelous, marvelous marvelous!! It looks now like dad is being released from the hospital today or tomorrow. Marvelous! I am still in a lesbian fan-love thing with Australian transgender actress Gergie Stone, just like many of you are in love with my transbian ass. And I do love you all, my online fans! Marvelous! And God loves you and I want to thank you all for the prayers for my dad! Net Rat and the rest of the online Spice Girl who keep on tour and have sold out Wembley and the Madison Square Garden and the Luna Park in Buenos Aires and Estadio Azteca and your momma's house love you too! See you next week, pervs!!

Hi pervs! Happy 20th! It's our 20th ,,,what would you call this? Weekday? Birthday? Weekly celebration?..well, we are 20 now..one more and me and Netrat will be able to go out drinking! Daiquiris, rum, vodka, brandy, chadonnai, whisky, beer, sake, pisco, tequila, wine or champagne? What will it be? Classy girls drink champagne. The rest of us? The sleazy, easy bitches? Whisky would do...or perhaps a few shots of tequila. I like going to CHili's, which is a restaurant here in the United States, and drinking tequila with lemon and tajin. It is delicious! I wonder what Netrat drinks but he doesn;t get drunk with transgender girls, so i cannot find out, unless he decides to take me and the SPice Girls out for a drink during our tour! As you know, he is our manager... So what else...it's my nephew's birthday! He turns 27 today. Happy birthday Wesley! I remember the first time I met him. I had a modeling activity that night but decided not to go and called my agent because, hey, my nephew was being born. Thanks to him I missed spending time with a super hot friend of mine from the time who was also a model at that show. Kay Lee from Scottsdale, call me if you read this, girl, I still miss you and I'm still open to a transbian relationship! Anyways, my nephew's heartbeat was at 132 and I looked at the nurse, worried, because 132 is dangerous for an adult. But she told me that such a heartbeat is normal for a newborn. Afterward, me, my brother, my sister and part of our group who were also there to welcome him to the world, went to eat at the hospital's restaurant. It was a great night! On the other hand, my dad is not doing as well. He is 75, and has a problem with his urinary tract. Doctors have said he may die next time he has a surgery. As you can understand we are all concerned about him. Dads are not cheap! And mine is a wonderful dad. He is famous too! If you look up the Wikipedia article Tony Santiago, that is him! I hope he can be among us for 15 more! years!! So I learned recently about a human crisis that is developing in Iraq, Turkey and Syria: the Euphrates river is quickly depleting and, according to scientists in magazines such as Discover Magazine, it could be out of water by 2040. This is 15 years from now, but if the international community does not do anything quickly, 15 years go by. What is even more interesting is, the Bible actually talks about that happening in the end times! In Revelations 16:12, it talks about the Euphrates river drying right before the end of times. The Euphrates had never been out of water. Now, it doesn't mean it will be out of water by 2040. I suppose something could be done. Bit scientists and governments better get their ass on it soon, because... Forget about Biblical prophecies....people will die in those three countries if such a precious source runs out of water! Anyways, on to the good news!!! The NHL and NBA playoffs continue....so far as we are now, in the NHL, Stanley Cup Playoffs, as a write, senen teams remain alive; the Florida Panthers, theToronto Maple Leafs, the Washington Capitals and the Carolina Hurricanes in the Eastern Conference, and the Winnipeg Jets, Dallas Stars, and Edmonton Oilers in the Western Conference. So far as of this writing, the Panthers were leading the Maple leafs 3 games to 2, the Hurricanes over the Capitals 3 games to 1, the Stars had a lead over the Jets, also 3 to 1, and Edmonton, who has secured their pass to the Western Conference finals after beating the Vegas Golden Knights, 4 games to 1. Fellow SPice Girl Jill must have lost all her nails watching all these games!Incredibly, it has been 32 years since a team from Canada has won the Stanley Cup Finals, which is the NHl championship. let's hope it happens this year!! Then, there is the NBA playoffs! So far, in the Eastern Conference, as we speak, we have the Boston Celtics, Indiana Pacers and New York Knicks alive, and in the Western Conference, the Minnesota Timberwolves, the Oklahoma City Thunder and Denver Nuggets. The winners of the last two NBA finals, my beloved Boston Celtics and the Denver Nuggets, are still alive. I love the Celtics so much, I'd su.....Jason Tat....ehem ok, maybe not that much! The Indiana Pacers out East and the Minnesota Timberwolves out West have secured their pass to the Eastern and Western Conference finals, respectively, by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 4 to 1, and the Golden State Warriors, also 4 games to 1, and, also, respectively. THe Knicks are leading my Celtics 3 games to 2, and the Thunder are up against the Nuggets, 3 to 2. My prayers are that the Celtics win the next two games and then go on and win another title so that we can put more separation between us and my dearly hated Los Angeles Lakers by going up in titles by 19 to 17. A girl can dream!!! Buffy The Vampire Slayer fans are rejoining! The series will be rebooted after almost 23 years off the air! it was announced on may 14th that the series is returning, with 15-year old Ryan Kiera Armstrong will play the titutal role, with Sarah Michelle Gellar, who previously played Buffy, during the late 1990s and early 00s, playing an as of yet unannounced character Gellar herself broke the news to Armstrong by way of an online video that went viral. That video is available on Screencrush,com. Armstrong is well known, despite her age, by Star Wars fals as she recently acted in a series named Skeleton Crew which was available on Disney + and is a youth-oriented Star Wars based series, She played Fen on it. Gellar seems to have been involved in the process of choosing Armstrong:b "From the second we all saw your tape, there was no one else in our eyes that could do it!" she told the giddy teenager! We wish Armstrong, Gellar and the series all the best luck in the world!!! And FOX News guest Camryn Kinsey fainted recently as she was talking about transgender issues during a live telecast. Kinsey is a well-known anti-transgendeer advocate. She was again talking about her agenda when the mishap took place, This is no good news. But these people just think that everyone cares about their rhetoric. Clearly some people do but not others. What they want is to hurt transgener people into oblivion, but they don't realize they will not. We have been here since the Biblical times as evidenced by the book of Deutorinomy, and we are not going away. Unlike them, we do not wish anyone bad and o, luckily, she recovered after her fainting spell. It seems that before she fell, she was struggling to find words with which to convey her message, but this can happen when people are about to faint. "They had a failed campaign. They had a failed Presidency. They put (Kamala Harris as the border czar.-she never went to the border. So this is about incompetency. It's not about ideology, or it's not about...." then she fell. Geez..after they won the election, you'd think they'd give it a rest, but they keep on and on... Still, we wish her a quick recovery and may god open her heart because in this world, it should not be as us versus them as the politicians make it to be! Last, but not least, I received a facebook friendship request...from Emma Watson....yeah....Facebook is warning people, if you receive a friendship request from a celebrity who is super major like that, it likely is not them unless it has a blue Facebook seal that means they investigated and found out it is the actual celebrity messaging you. Generally speaking ,if a celebrity is a minor celebrity such as a locally known singer or a news reporter, then likelihood is you are being approached by the actual person, but not when we are talking about Clint Eastwood or Barack Obama or Emma Watson requesting your friendship. Unless you see the Facebook blue seal on their pages, it's someone else posing as them. So..do not accept! Well, me, Netrat and the Spice Girls love you!! I'm going because Netrat called me to say he will pay for my daiquiri! Next week we turn......21..dratttttt! I still can't legally drink! And oh yeah, I'm still in love with 25 year old Georgie Stone!!! Rat you will have to bring my daiquiri to our tour bus! But make sure not to forget Jill, Court, Deb or Cindy either, we all want drinks! The tour bus is leaving now..til our next stop next week, muahhhh!! We love yaaaaaaaa!!

Hey everyone! I hope you are all enjoying this blog as much as I enjoy writing it! This week, there hasn't been as much news as last week, but there are enough of them for us to dig deeply into! We have the Brit awards, updates on the deaths of Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa and more, including the death of David Hasselhoff's former wife, and more! Also, March Madness is in it's fiery middle as we speak!!! First, I was just called a Liberal retard by someone online..LOL! I mean, she had the guts to call me liberal!!!!! The thing happened because someone posted a photo of a plane crashing under the headline "America's most loved family dies!" (hint: nobody died!) ..and someone made a comment that "too bad it wasn't (Barack) Obama and his husband Mike (wife Michelle) who died!" to which I answered that it is not in good taste to joke about anyone's death, so she insulted me. What this person does not know is her insults don't bother me, because I have an IQ of 120 (near genius) and not a liberal but a centrist. But some people get offended when we tell them the truth. oh, well, what can you do? On to more serious stuff....so the saga of the deaths of Gene Hackman and wife Betsy Arakawa continues...As you all know, they died approximately on February 17th of this year. At first, people were abuzz talking about many theories, including murder, suicide, or a combination of bith. But the New Mexico police were quick to point out that they did not suspect any of those scenarios. Instead, it turned out that Betsy Arakawa had died about February 11th from Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome, and that Hackman was apparently unaware of her death because he was suffering from a publicly undisclosed case of Alzheimer's disease. He died of heart failure one week after her. To us who remember him as the iconic Lex luthor of Superman films and as popeye of the French Connection films and as the coach from Hoosiers and the FBI agent in Mississippi Burning, and who care about his wife as a human being, this is truly disheartening and distressful news. Our hearts go to their families as well as our condolences. Meanwhile, David Hasselhoff and his family as well as the families of his former wife also had tragic news this week. Pamela Bach, the actor and singer's former wife, was found dead on march 5th, of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The Police has declared her death to be a suicide. this is very heart-breaking. Bach, who was super gorgeous, was sixty one. She had two children. Suicide is still too prevalent in our age and era in this world. Who knows what reason she had to commit such an act but we need to keep on fighting the depression disease until no one else kills themselves. If this is what makes me a liberal, so be it. Roots for depression may include abandonment and the feeling of loneliness, addictions, abusive relationships and other types of abuses (all kinds of abuses) , telling people they are bound to go to hell for different things, or that they no longer are considered family for things that are not really that big, post-traumatic-stress-syndrome, poverty and many other types of abuses. Maybe it's time we can all, as a human race, hug others (except the very brutal criminals) and sit down and listen to each other? Pur condolences go also to the Hasselhoff, Bach and Weissenbach (Pamela Bach's birth last name) families. So....ok, now to the lighter side of things! Serena Williams will become a WNBA team owner! It's amazing that almost thirty years later, the American Women's National Basketball Association is still around, despite all the naysayers! I remember when I was young and as a basketball player who averaged 14 points per game in my league, and, at the town's varsity level, off the team's bench, almost one point per game, I dreamed of someday seeing a woman play in the National Basketball Association. While that never came about, the N.B.A. decided on the next best thing, and in 1996, they decided to invent a Women's N.B.A., which, again, despite all the negative comments by people-mostly men-I always enjoyed. Well, 28 years, many hoops and, many, many points scored and air miles traveled later, here we are. And in the first week of March of this year, the super hot, tennis queen Serena Williams announced she will be one of the owners of the first W.N.B.A. team not to be from the United States, the Toronto Tempo. I bet Jill is happy!!!I promised Jill if the Temp win a title, I'll travel to Ontario and join her in drinking a bottle of Crown Royal Vanilla so we can both be two drunk Spice Girls!!!!! Also, I dare you show me an African American woman as beautiful as Serena Williams! (ok, ok, I concede....the late Dorothy Dandrige, Betsy Coleman and Donna Summers, as well as Vanessa Williams, a young Diana Ross, Halle Berry and Serena's sister Venus all qualify!) Talking about Spice Girls, I'd have to also fly Courtenay, Cindy and Deb to Ontario to celebrate! It would be a marrrrveeellloooouuuussssss blast! Freaking marvelous!!!! Netrat.......I'd ask the other girls to see if we can invite you, barhopper! And, talking about celebrations, the British continued celebrating. This time, they celebrated the Brit Music Awards for 2025. Performers included Sabrina Carpenter, who sang her "Expreso", as well as Teddy Swims (but, where to?) with three songs, Myles Smith with two, JADE with "Angel of my Dreams" The Last Dinner Party with "Nothing Matters", Lola Young with "Messy", Sam Fender with "People Watching", and the Ezra Collective group (of which netRat is not a member, contrary to popular belief) and the beautiful Jorja Smith, the latter two joining together for a set of four songs. Soooo....as far as the major awards winners, they included Charli XCX (five times, first for Song of the Year, for "Guess" (along with Billie EIlish) and for British Album of the Year with "Brat", for British Artist of the year, Best Dance Act and Songwriter of the Year, while the Rhythm and Blues group, Ezra Collective won for British group, JADE won Best Pop Act, Raye woin for best R&B act, Sam Fender won for best Alternative/rock act, Stormzy took home the best hip-hop/grime/rap act trophy home, Chapell Roan won both best international Act and song, The Last Dinner Party won best new artist and Fontaines D.C. won for International Group of the Year. Wow, that is a lot of winners!! Marvelous!!! As far as the fashions....Sabrina Carpenter wore a classy, Alexander McQueen pink dress that looked like something taken out of Victorian-era England. As I said on my blog previous to this one, McQueen's are always winners. Perhaps take that thing that looked like a rag curtain near her legs and you got perfection! Big-time winner Charlie XCX looked like she was wearing nothing but ripped-open pants on her black Dilara Findicoglu outfit (we wish!!). But these are the Brit Awards and you are supposed to be having fun and be wild! So it fit perfectly with the occasion! Jorja Smith looked like she stepped on a blue trash bag with her 16Arlington dress....again..Brit Awards..her black boots added a touch of elegance. Jourdan Dunn in Mugler was the picture of elegance, She reminded us of the fashions of the 1980s and of models like Grace Jones and Christie Brinkley in her coolness and fashion sense. Even if this was worn at the Paris Fashion Week, it would have been totally in place. And the hot girl group, The Last Dinner Party, were a mix of hit-and-miss with their fashion choices, but they look like a young, hip, fun-loving bunch! So, March Madness is on!!! The celebration, a yearly college basketball tournament in the United States, will begin with selection Sunday, on March 16th. Yes, you heard it right! Selection Sunday! What the heck is Selection Sunday, you may ask yourself? That's the day where a committee sits down and selects the teams who will play in the tournament, and the ones who will go to a secondary, "National Invitation Tournament", which is like a relegation league in Association Football. The problem is, sometimes teams with a record of, like, 26 wins and 5 losses end up sent to the "NIT" and not the main tournament. This is a problem that has plagued the National College Athletics Association for decades, and a playoffs system has been proposed instead of a selection process, but no one has done anything to change the system. Regardless, the teams chosen are usually considered among the best teams in American universities and the tournament has brought us many classic moments, both in the women's and the men's division The 1979 finals between Larry Bird's Indiana State and Magic Johnson's Michigan State is just one of the many memorable games we have had. Hopefully, this year, it will be another great tournament! So....I just had a dream, and Netrat's nightmare.....ok, so you know how I always talk about my Spice Girls that consist of me, Cindy, Courtenay, Deb and Jilly, right? I was just dreaming about forming yet another group, one that would take MTV, all the magazines, and all coliseums and stadiums by storm....a group consistent of transgender, or, as Netrat would say, CIF girls!!!!! It would be me, Jazz Jennings, Vivian Wilson,Evie MacDonald and Janet Mock! Sorry, Jilly! You were not born with the right equipment to be in this group, girl, although I love ya!!! Now, I know, i know, we are all totally different ages, but hey! it's my fantasy!!!!!! Im sure we'd fill the stadiums with men who'd tell their wives they are going to buy bread and are sneaking to see us perform instead! One who is not living in fantasy-land is my good friend from childhood, Jorge Antares. Antares, a Puerto Rican actor, met me in church when I was a singer at the church's adult choir when I was 14 and Jorge was a member of a Christian pop band named Ebenezer, We practiced on Wednesdays and they did on Saturdays, but since the church lay exactly in front of my house and I wanted to make friends with everyone, i used to haul my ass there and hang out. With time, Jorge moved to FLorida where he worked at Walt Disney for some time, then returned to Puerto Rico and has been very active filming movies there, He has about 20 or so Puerto Rican movies to his credit now, The latest one is called "Shakti: La Batalla Continua!" and Jorge plays Shakti! According to what we have learned, this was an intense job that involved three months of pre-production, 25 days of filming, and some of those stretching for 10 or 11 hours. i know. I was in a film named Eight legged Freaks and when you act in movies, its going to sleep at 11 PM, only to be back on the set at 5 AM sharp. It's a hard job! Jorge is also the director of the Caguas film commission. Caguas is the 127,000 people city where I grew at. Not a tiny city by any means! Im almost finished for this week....I promise! But, one last note. The woman who is in jail for the murder of the ultra-famous Mexican=American singer and example to all Hispanics Selena Quintanilla, Yolanda Saldivar,told her family she feels that she is a political prisoner at this point, weeks before her parole hearing is to be heard! Well, no shit! She was arrested at the Days Inn hotel in 1995 the day Selena was shot dead at the same area, with a gun pointing at her head! I believe in forgiveness, but if you do not want to do the time, do not do the crime! Plain and simple! Anyways, this is it for now. Remember..if God loves even Yolanda Saldivar, He loves you! And so do Netrat and me!!! C-ya next week my loco readers! (you have to be crazy to read this column!!. or, maybe you are not, but I talk so much I make you all crazy regardless!!) Marvelous!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyoneeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you boys and girls? Marvelous? Marvelous!!!! Your girl Jeanette here hollaring for the .....12th and a half week in a row! You are probably just tired by now, and I don't blame you. I get tired of myself sometimes too! haha..and netrat..well, he gets tired of everyone. But we love him! Netrat is one of the best friends a woman can have. Maybe it's becaus eIm a CIF. But he doesn't get frisky with me. Anyways, this is, as I just noted, blog number 12 and a half for me. I absolutefreakingly hate number 13. I am so superstitious about that number, that when I flew for the thirteenth time, in June of 2014 on an Alaska Airlines flight from my city to Seattle, when we got there, I sighed a huge sigh of relief. It didn't help matters that my nephew actually said, i kid you not, that he wanted to see a plane crash just as we boarded the aircraft! I love flying but my fear of that darn number overtook me a bit that day. it was actually one of the best flights I ever had but, I did not know how good it would be as we boarded! Week thir..ehem...twelve and a half came with a lot of news and happenings. No major awards or anything but a lot of gossip, for sure! So, let's dig into it! Lionsgate just announced that they will reboot the John Wick film series! Earlier in the week, Keanu Reeves had denied knowing anything about it, but that is to be expected because actors are signed to a secrecy pact in Hollywood. Even I was when I appeared on Eight Legged Freaks! I'm not a big fan of the Matrix series, but the John Wick series is really a great series, and I know that, like me, there are many people out there that enjoy these movies. And what about Keanu Reeves? Who can forget Reeves as dufus Bill in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? He has carved a long career that has gained him, rightfully, a place among the John Wayne and Greta Garbo's of this world as a Hollywood legend. When the latter film came, I was in a band we named Corporation S.O.S.. We as well as Keanu thought we were going to take over the world! Sadly, only one of us did and that was definitely not us!!! It was Keanu... Ok...I've something to declare: I;m crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, ok, back to normal..... Well, as normal as entertainment news was this week, that is... A man in Peru survived getting run over by a train! Yes! You heard right! According to People Magazine, Juan Carlos Tello, 28, fell asleep near a track in Lima and got run over by a cargo train! A video surfaced on the BBC (which, after that infamous incident at another page last year, i now know there are two types of!) and on the Al Jazeera Arab television network, showing a man getting hit by a train as he lay down there. The man got up and, according to a train security guard, only suffered an arm injury. That should show him not to go out and drink with netrat anymore! Although I wonder what brand of alcohol he drinks? I once had a bottle of bacardi spice that put me to sleep until the next day but it was after stealing everyone else's drinks in the room. This was during the 2001 New year's eve and the last thing I remember from that is wishing everyone not to see any more airplanes crashing into twin towers! Bacardi spices will do that, but I'm not sure it will knock you so unconscious as to have a train run you over without you feeling it! Maybe Heineken does that? or Jill's favourite, Crown Royal? Anyways, to the more serious side of this: it shows miracles happen and I am sure that God protected this man for a big reason! Let's hope the rest of his life is devoid of accidents, positively productive and filled with happiness! Well, the recent Vanity Fair oscars party almost landed two women celebs in a different place at the desert: thanks to some comments made by a pair of television commentators, one of them, Hannah Berner, almost went into a boxing fight at the Caesar's Palace hotel ring with Grammy-winning singer Megan Thee Stallion! Berner and her best friend, Paige DeSorbo, were enjoying a conversation about music when DeSorbo said she always starts her days with Stallion's music, to which Berner replied that she only listens to Stallion's music when she needs inspiration before a fight. "Your music has literally made me, like....when I want to fight somebody, I listen to your music!" she told Thee Stallion straight to her face! I mean, you have to admire her courage for telling her that, if that is how she truly feels about Stallion's music! I've met several celebrities just to get autographs and many of them are people whose work I really never enjoyed but in order to increase my autograph collection I hid that from them! But also, at the same time, while brave, this was also kind of dumb! I mean, who is she to criticize a singer? She probably can't even sing, herself. So, looking at it from that side of the mirror, when Berner got flak (ok, a LOT of flak) over the internet about her comments, she deserved it quite right! Anyways, Berner apologized publicly after a few days, on her Instagram podcast.“Interviewing Megan Thee Stallion was a dream of mine. I love her music and It’s my go to whenever I need to boost my confidence before a show,” she wrote on March 6. “Looking back. at the interview, I wish I used any other word except ‘fight’ to describe how her songs impact me.” She continued, “It was a careless choice of words and though there was no ill intent, I recognize and acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning and I am so sorry to Megan. I appreciate everyone who brought this to my attention.” At least the girl woman-ed up after her mistake and that also takes a lot of courage! But ,girl, you better watch what you say: sometimes fighting words may lead you to end up boxing for real!!! Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, has also been on the news recently. The American singer, who is now 26, caused some controversy recently for her appearance at the Paris Fashion Week (not her fashion week, mind you, but the one celebrated at Paris, a certain French City that Paris Jackson was named after). Paris..uh, la la! The internet Spice Girls need to schedule a tour date there because I would love to see that city, and I'm sure Jill and Deb would too, although I'm also pretty sure Cindy and Courtenay have been there already...err, anyways! . Back to the topic at hand: Paris Jackson showed up in a Stella McCartney (you know, herself also the daughter of another iconic singer, Paul McCartney) dress which both was sheer and showed her watermelons. Now I know where Netrat was during that show! He sure loves sheer as do I, especially if they are white! (me too but I also like red!) The dress itself was elegant and it inspired awe, among other things! (*wink, wink!) Jackson told Page Six that she received mixed reviews and was hoping people would stop freaking out over her nipples. "I don't really understand why the human body is such a driving force for so much discomfort in so many people. Like, it's just a body. Like, just a body on a human, which is an animal. We look at other naked animals all the time. Don't get uncomfortable with our bodies. It's your body. You've got one. I've got one. We've all got one. It's ok. There's nothing wrong with it!" she quipped. I get what you are saying, girl! But please do not compare seeing naked humans with seeing naked animals. There is a reason me, Netrat and billions of others do not get excited looking at bears, for example!!!! Talking about fashion shows, our readers in India informe me of a huge controversy that happened there recently, when legislator Omar Abdullah, chief minister of the under territory of Jammu and kashmir (is that like a governor or something?) claimed that his government would have never given permission to a fashion show in the state. The problem is, he was talking about the Gulmarg Fashion Show at the fastous Hotel Nedous in the city for which the show is named after. The big controversy was because Abdullah, who is Muslim, made comments about the show taking place in the month of Ramzan, otherwise known as Ramadan, the Muslim Holy month, and the show's organizer was his first cousin! Okay...maybe he really did not know about thie show's organizer being his cousin or, as is probably here, he did know but is just posing so his political career won't be affected? he and Kashmir's chief priest, Mirwaiz umar Farooq, both had very harsh words for the show. Like, dude? Really? It's just a fashion show!!!!! take a chill pill! Now, as far as the dresses and outfits displayed in the show, I would myself have harsh words for them, but I'm 52 already, and my fashion sense has maybe stayed behind in the 1980s? There was a model with what looked like a green construction hat on. Maybe that is just the new, young fashion looks? Last, but not least....well, almost last but not least....Venezuelan model Aleska Genesis, 33, was arrested in Mexico, after being booted off a reality television show! Talk about double bad luck! The beautiful Genesis had a warrant for allegedly stealing three watches during 2022 from tycoon Francisco javier Rodriguez Borgio, a casino owner. She was in Mexico participating in La Casa de los Famosos All Star, which is the Spanish version of Celebrity Big Brother. Genesis had obtained permission to participate on the show despite the warrant, because, allegedly, Mexican police had no jurisdiction inside the house where the stars are staying at. But, they had been alerted that she was there and were ready to take her into custody once she stepped out of it. I mean, its like boxer Steve Hearon (born John Davis, but who, in a very clever moment of clarity, after he escaped jail, decided to call himself Stene Hearon, as in "from here on")...if you don;t want to be arrested by the police, do not become a famous boxer or get involved in a show that's telecast from the place where you have a warrant against you! Even I am smarter than that (ok...i think!)..anyways, this was a big scandal in the Spanish community in the United States this week, and a major scandal for Telemundo, the second largest Spanish channel in the United States and which is also seen in other countries. Genesis went on to her social accounts and said that this was a set-up by Rodriguez Borgio to harm and tarnish her image. She went to a Mexico City Women's jail but was released soon after, due to lack of evidence. And now, last but not least! Please, Jilly, tell me that ...oh..never mind...ok, I'm going to agree with our 25 year old readers here, Harry Styles is super cute!! But, unfortunately for all of us, Jill, me and our 25 year old readers, the former One Direction member announced he is not coming to Las Vegas for a concert residency at the Las Vegas Sphere! The New York Times reported on March 7 that the handsome Englishman was coming to this side of the pond to sing for me and Jill....ehem...I mean, for all of us in North America, for 35 shows, if which me and Jill would have been to each and every one of them...ah shucks! it;s not happening! A spokesperson for Styles said that "to set the record straight, there has never been plans for Harry Styles to perform at Sphere!" on March 13. And Jill and I had hopes of seeing styling Harry in person! I'm in tears! But I'm also ready to get off and see what next week will bring us! God, rat and me all love you! God bless you all!

Hi everyone! Well, another week, another blog. I hope you all had a romantic 14th of February, St. Valentine's day, with your loved one! Sometimes, all it takes to spark a relationship is one good romantic session! After such a busy last few days, with the Grammys and the Super Bowl, nothing much happened these last few days. I was so bored by the non action that I increased my Wikipedia activity Well, I guess I will take this time to talk a bit about my teenagehood. What;s a girl to do during those teenage years but dream? I began my teen years thinking I was going to become a professional boxer, of all things! I used to get into fights at school as much as others used to drink water! Everything was a reason for me to fight. But on the other hand, I used to think that famous boxers lived in castles and that, because of the amount of money they earned, they were accepted in high society like for example the Queen. The Queen actually, I learned, was quite the boxing fan herself actually! SHe attended a few boxing shows here and there during her youth! Marvelous! But, back to me. I used to think that Frank Bruno probably lived in a posh house in London and that, here in the Americas, Larry Holmes lived in a mansion with a heated pool inside. And I wanted that for me! I was partially right because Larry Holmes actually owns half the city, Scranton, Pennsylvania, where he lives at and he owns hotels, restaurants and gyms which he bought with his boxing money and so he made his boxing money, to make more money for him! But enough of that. I then started to dream that I was going to be a rockstar! have you ever heard the names Thylvenettssiee Hernandez, Hilda Rodriguez, Carmen Rivera, Ana Rivera, Jose Santiago, Josue Rivera, Pablo Diaz, Eduardo Montanez, Marcos Padilla and Carmelo Lopez? I doubt it, But, A( Jose is my brother and B( Jose and the others were my bandmates at one point or the other! With Thylvenettsiee,Hilda, Carmen and Ana we founded a school band in which we would practice every day during school recess and then sometimes we'd take a stage we had there in school and i'd bring a tape with pre recorded music and we'd pretend to be singing while dancing, and we'd pretend to sing Madonna, Cyndi Lauper and Bananarama as well as Duran Duran, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Jackson and WHAM songs. The latter four acts is the reason they included me since, after all, I am a transgender woman...so I could pretend to be the lead singer on boy songs! With Carmelo, Josue, Marcos, Pablo, Eduardo and my brother Jose, we really just wanted to imitate Menudo, the Latin boy band of the time that was touring, and tearing apart into a teen frenzy, Latin America at the time. Menudo was actually from my hometown, so we got caught in the middle of it all, and, stupidly enough on my part at least, instead of visiting their management;s house and auditioning for Menudoi, which had a system of replacing at least their oldest member every six months so they had a revolving door policy as far as their members in order to keep the band forever young (thus resulting in them having 40 members in 47 years and going-always as a quintet, so in group of five) We came with the grandiose-or , in our case, not so grandiose-idea of imitating them instead! We even agreed that we'd have a similar system and the oldest one among us-Pablo-would be the first ine to leave about a year after we first had success, and then it would be me, and so on, so we'd also have a revolving door to give other kids an opportunity to join our band. And we dreamed...oh did we...Argentina, Aruba, Belize, Bolivia, Brasil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, the Philippines, Suriname, Turkey, the United Kingdom, the United States, Uruguay and Venezuela were all countries where we were going to visit and our albums were going to be sold as well as t-shirts, posters, dolls, etc bearing our likeness, as well as in Puerto Rico of course,.,..where 10,000 people were going to line up at the airport and the streets in San Juan during our triumphal return after our world tour, to welcome us back home! Man! Did we dream big!! I think Netrat would have secretly enjoyed out bubble gum pop music. infact, he'd probably headed to a record shop, bought a KISS alnum and our album at the same time and used the KISS one to hide our album from his friends!!! Apart from Menudo, some other artists that we admired were Madonna, Duran Duran, Chicago, Guns and Roses, KISS, Los Chicos de Puerto Rico, U2, UB40, Bobby McFerrin, Vico C and Ruben DJ. Marvelous! But..enough of that.. So, I see Luka Doncic was traded to my dearly hated Los Angeles Lakers....yeah, I dont want to talk about that!!! Not too much, anyways,..but what were the Dallas Mavericks thinking? Anthony Davis is way too old to help the Mavericks either way! Doncic is 25 and his career is just starting to take off.... Enough of that Mavericks stupidity! Singer Shakira was hospitalized in Peru. It seems like the Colombian singer had abdominal pains and a doctor was summoned to attend to her. She was told she was not going to be able to perform on Sunday, in Lima and was sent to a local hospital. Shakira was later released but she was in a lot of pain. She was able to go on with her Peruvian tour, but she was saddened by her not being able to perform in Peru's biggest city, talking to her fans on Instagram and telling them that "The doctors taking care of me have informed me that I'm not in condition to perform a concert tonight," adding that she was very and and that ""I've been so emotional and excited to meet again with my beloved Peruvian fans." Shaki, by the way, looks a lot like my fellow member of the online Spice Girls, Deb!!!! One who was not as lucky as Shakira was Mexican singer Paquita la del Barrio. (Paquita from the Slums). She died a few days ago. Paquita was 77. While her music was truly not my favorite style, Paquita had guts! She made one song which was both funny and gutsy; a song named "rata de dos patas" ("Two legged rat") which a lot of people think was a thinly veiled shot at Mexico's former President Carlos Salinas de Gortari, who was president from 1988 to 1994. A man who, if you look at him, truly does look like a rat. Francisca Viveros Barradas (her real name) had a very interesting life: her first marriage was annulled when she discovered her husband, who was 29 years her senior, had another wife, (she eloped with him when she was 15 and he was 44 and they had two sons) and her second marriage lasted 31 years. From that second marriage, she had twins who died when they were three days old; she and her second husband later adopted her niece. But I'll tell you who had better luck than her: the 80 people on board Delta Connection flight 4819 in Toronto. I mean, holy cow! They landed on their backs!!! God was truly with them! The plane was coming in from Minneapolis. After many years of nothing happening as far as aviation, these days I dont get surprised anymore when I read "plane crashes at"....but I thank God for protecting the lives of those on that I thank God for protecting the lives of those on that flight! I mean I know that often, I land on my head, but talk about landing on your head!!! I usually land on my head because Im dumb, not because I am on an airplane flying! Also, I am glad that my fellow Spice Girl Jill, who lives in Ontario, was not in that plane. I know that she sometimes goes to Minneapolis to look for hot supermarket bag men, and that she sometimes also lands on her head. But she was not on that plane. I am glad for that! Well, amigos, this is it for this week! As always, God, me and netrat love you! keep on coming back and I will keep on writing!!!!!

Wow, has it been four weeks already? Lol well I guess it's true what they say: if you enjoy doing something, it doesn't seem like work. I can say the same about my tenure at Wikipedia. I started 21  years ago, in September of 2002. On a night where I was wondering if there was  somewhere on,line with a list of recent celebrity deaths, I discovered Wikipedia and was mesmerized because here was a place that offered me a page where I could not only write about boxers other than Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson but also ,leave a mark in the world. I never imagined that so soon I was going to be joining their 20  years club, yet here I am, 20-years club member badge and all. In 2008, as my father was about to get honored by the Puerto Rican government for his own contributions to Wikipedia, I was sitting poolside at my millionaire cousin's pool when I was telling my other cousin, the not so millionaire one, that I was ready to retire! Everything on Wikipedia that needed to be written about was. How  wrong was I? Just last night I wrote about Puerto iRican television reporter Jose Esteves, who, by the way, was quite hot back in the 1980s but....time gives by! It's been only four weeks since I started writing this blog but I have enjoyed writing it, for sure! Hopefully someday I can earn my 20 years badge here as well! One of my cousins from Puerto Rico got married to a millionaire. Let's just say she chose well! Haha! Talking about cousins, I have another cousin who is battling stomach cancer. She is very courageous. I want to take this opportunity to clap her and cheer her on. As you all know also,  the netrat is also battling cancer. i had a scary moment last year when they thought I had gum cancer and let me tell you, it is so scary. People who battle that disease have so much courage! We must always applaud them and let them know we love them, God loves them and both we and God are with them.  Meanwhile, today I felt this itch all over my body. Like an antsy feeling all over it. I looked up and its caused by peripheral neuropathy, which I have because of my type one Diabetes. let me tell you, it's not such an itch as it is a bitch! I hate it. But I was worried it was something else. But I got that figured out and I thank God it isn't! You know what is funny? That after I came out as a transgender woman, I have had good luck getting women! It's weird. But anyways, as a teenager, I had all the girls in school falling in love with me and then I'd go to the mall and men would check me out but back then, I figured they were just trying to see what young people were wearing, right? Well, now that I came out as a woman, I have men falling in love with me in hurdles but also women! First, as a kid, I never imagined that I would attract men someday and then, as a woman, I never imagined I'd attract women!  But I'm not complaining! (*wink wink*!) So I just asked another one of the Spice Girls, Debbie, for a suggestion about what else to write about and she said thermonuclear fusions, so here it goes. What do you know about thermonuclear fusions? I know  nothing but I'm reading Wikipedia as we speak, so here it goes: a nuclear reaction that occurs when atomic nuclei are fused together at extremely high temperatures. Hah! Sort of like when me and a few of you my readers get together! (As if! you wish!) I know some of you imagine exploding fireworks with me when you see my photo. Its all good. Dreaming is a wonderful thing. What I was not dreaming about was last night when I put my middle left finger inside a box and something snapped, hurting me. It was awfully painful and I had to move my hand up and down for about half an hour.   Well, amigos, that;s it for now! See you next week!!

Hi everyone! Reading my second blog entry, I realized how boring I am! Time to spice up things, I guess! I am a member of the online Spice Girls so you know, if you wanna be my lover, you've got to be my friend! LOL j.k! you can be my lover  without being my friend..egad! Did I just say that? I meant you can be my friend without being my lover. Double egad! Did I say that? Ahh...never mind! I don't know what I am saying! These next few days will no doubt be hard for us in the United States, with the inauguration of Donald Trump as President. Any time there is political change, there are questions to be answered. In the United States, we have not had a two term President since Barack Obama from 2008 to 2016. I'm trying to stay apolitical and probably will stay that way, but this topic is too important not to be addressed. All I will say is that in the midst of it all, I'm trying to stay as optimistic as I can. People forget that Donald Trump allowed transgenders to participate at Miss Universe for the first time. So I have hope that good things will happen all around! Over all, I know God is watching over everyone! I was talking to one of my friends recently and mentioned that we could go skinny-dipping here where I live and that people would stop to take photos of our asses as we raised our feet to the sun. Indeed, the  sun shines bright despite it being cold! She yelled at me to "Settle down, Jeanette!" I love it when she says that and also when one of our male friends sends me his favorite GIF of a head exploding in fire. LOL! But my point is, the sun always shines. This is what people should think at all times. I just received a surprise visit by a doctor. She checked my heart and said it was great, which came as a surprise given how freaking hot she is! Boner alerts were going all over! A very nice looking, Hispanic or Jewish looking girl with a heavenly smile. I actually hit on her a little bit and told her if I was 25, I'd ask her out, but I'm not 25, I'm 52 lol....darn it I need to find a way to reverse my age back to 25!!! To be honest, I was never one to ask someone out that much, I'm more of a "getting asked out" person, thus being a woman in that sense feels a bit easier than being a man! But if I saw I had a solid chance, then I would ask the person out for sure! I am what my friend the Netrat would call, a confident cock! But at first, I always feel the jitters! lol! Darn there it goes again! Why do I have to remind myself I have a cock below my women's shorts? This sucks, except for when I have a boner, and in 1999 I tried to have it surgically removed but was denied because of my type one diabetes. When I do have a boner, then it's marvelous! Well, well, look at it here. I was just reading about something interesting: according to scientists, male to female transgenderism is associated with gene variants responsible in the brain for under masculinization and feminization. : In other words, male to female transgenders, like , ejem....me...may have longer AR repeats lengths than non transgender males. AR are androgen receptors. Who knows what this means but non transgender men's AR repeats are shorter so apparently, there is a correlation? Oh yeah, Elon Musk's Space X ship exploded. Luckily no one was on board,...I guess we regular folks are not going to Mars very soon, ah?  Well, that's all for this week! Hope you all will come back next week! Luv ya all! Jeanette

Hi everyone! Wow, what a week have we had! A lot of news and things are keeping us busy! it sure has been an interesting one! The world of entertainment is abuzz with news, both tragic and funny! The world of sports too! Wait...in a way, sports are part of the entertainment landscape, I always felt. Entertainment encompasses film,television, music, fashion and sports. That's how I feel about it, at least. Before I go on, I want to expand on something I wrote about last time. Boxer Greg Haugen, the two time world Lightweight champion and once world Junior Welterweight champion, who, as you may know by now, died last week of cancer at the age of 64. I forgot to mention something very important about this boxer: early in 1993, this nutjob of an athlete went to Mexico to fight Julio Cesar Chavez, who had an undefeated record of 84 (!) fights. And yet here was Haugen, saying on television before the fight that Chavez's record consisted of Mexican taxi drivers. He said they were "nothing but stiffs! Every one of them was a cab driver from Tijuana!" Don King added to the fuel by saying that Haugen said that he did not think there were 130,000 Mexicans who could afford to go. Haugen later denied he had said the latter and that he called DOn King and asked him if the promoter was trying to get him killed in Mexico. Anyway, the ploy worked because the Chavez-Haugen bout was witnessed in person by 132,000 paying customers in Mexico. In the fight, Chavez beat Haugen in one of his easiest contests. But what a character this Haugen was!!! Ok, so now for the more recent news: we awoke, on February 26, to the news that the great Hollywood actor, Gene Hackman, his wife Betsy Arakawa and one of their three dogs had been found dead at their Santa Fe, New Mexico, home. Who can forget Hackman as Lex Luthor in the Superman movies franchise or as Popeye in the French Connection? or as the coach in the basketball drama Hoosiers? Or as an FBI agent named Rupert Anderson in Mississippi Burning? He simply was one of the best actors in history, right there with Marlon Brando, Dustin Hoffman and Robert DeNiro. Well, the Hackmans and their dog had been dead for quite a while, according to investigations. They are presumed to have died around February 17th. Two other dogs were found well and alive. Gene Hackman left home at age 16 and lied about his age to enlist in the United States Marine Corps in 1946. The Marines, along with other Marines forces across the world, such as the United Kingdom's Royal ones, are among the toughest people ever. I know this personally: my dad is also a United States Marine. Anyways, Hackman was honorably discharged in 1951, after which he headed to New York and worked odd jobs. Finally, in 1966, Hackman decided to pursue a career in acting, moved to Hollywood, befriended Hoffman, and the rest is, as they say, history! On to more positive news: On February 16, we had the prestigious BAFTA Awards in London. To Americans reading this: the BAFTA are the British equivalent of the Oscars. Videos leaked to me by BAFTA insiders apparently show Netrat getting off his seat and trying to steal one of the trophies! But it wasn't him. I promise you! Netrat is more likely to have been somewhere else, like at a bar, that night! Conclave won for best film, while Adrien Brody won for best actor in a leading role for his participation as Laszo Toth in The Brutalist and Mikey Madison took home the best actress in a leading role award for her characterization of Anora Mikheeva in Anora. Zoe Zaldana won for best actress in a supporting role for her role of rita Mora Castro in the oft-criticised transgender-woman film Emilia Perez, and Kieran Culkin, who had been long overdue an award, won for best actor in a supporting role, having played Benji Kaplan in A Real Pain. Brady Corbet, meanwhile, won best director for his guidance of the movie The Brutalist, which was, clearly, one of the big winners of the night! Marvelous, marvelous!!! Talking about marvelous, American fashion designer Vera Wang was also a big winner of the night! At 75, she looked fabulous in her high-waisted black and white skirt and black upside-down top, combined with a short hairdo. Her clothes were designed by her own brand. For a 75 year old, she looks fuckable!!! But, don;t take my word: I once used to think Nancy Reagan was fuckable too. Look for yourself and judge! So, anyways....something funny happened on Puerto Rican television recently, which became a major scandal there: there is a good-looking fella named Normando Valentin. who is a well known television show host and news reporter, and, quite honestly, an endearing, friendly-looking man who cared enough about his co-host Keylla Hernandez to be by her side every day until she died of cancer a few years ago. Well, he was recently called "pendejo" by Puerto Rican politician Thomas Rivera Schatz, who is nicknamed "The WHite Shark" in Puerto Rico because of his passionate pursuing of political aspects. Rivera Schatz is a member of the leading, pro-statehood party, the New Progressive party. And the word "pendejo" in Spanish means fool. Or dumb. Rivera Schatz is known, for, among other things, attacking television reporters he does not like on social media. But Valentin did not back away. He answered in kind and, recently, he said on a television show he hosts at WAPA_TV, "Ahi Esta la Verdad" ("Here Lies the Truth") that Rivera Schatz is a political bully and a waste of talent, and pointed out that, in his opinion, Rivera Schatz has been a roadblock to the most recent Puerto Rican governors, calling him "a stone on their way", kind of like when Don Altobello told Mosca that Michael Corleone was a stone on his soles in The godfather III. Did you know, by the way, that calling Eli Wallach "Don Altobello" in The Godfather III was sort of an in-house joke, since "Altobbello" loosely translates, both in Italian and in Spanish, to "Mr. tall and beautiful?" and Wallace was neither! Even netrat was better qualified to be called Altobello! Well, the Oscars are about to start! I will finish for now and will report again later with updates about that ceremony! So, what do we take from the Oscars? Well, I, for one, am happy that Kieran Culkin won for Best Actor in a supporting role (again) for his participation in A Real Pain! Hopefully he is finally getting away from the major shadow that is the figure of his brother Macaulay! Other major winners included Mikey Madison (again, again!) as Best Actress in a Leading Role for her characterization of Anora Mikheeva in Anora, Adrien Brody for Best Actor in a Leading Role as Laszlo Toth in The Brutalist and Zoe Saldana, yet again, as Best Actress in a supporting role, for her playing of Rita Mora Castro in the controversial Emilia Perez. Anora won the Best Picture award, and Sean Baker won for best Directing, for his work on Anora. Anora seems to be a movie to be watched. Although she lost, Demi Moore was also a big winner, She was nominated for best Actress in a leading role, for her participation as Elisabeth Sparkle in the film The Substance. My girl Demi, after being panned universally for Striptease almost three decades ago (wow, has it been that long?) is finally getting respect again from critics! We are happy for her! As far as the Oscars fashions go, Miley Cyrus showed up in an Alexander McQueen outfit which was gorgeous! Alexander McQueen are always a guaranteed fashion win! One of the reasons we miss him so dearly is that he knew fashion and how to decorate the stars! Cyrus showed up in a gorgeous black dress with black gloves, although what she put on her neck made her look like she had a Goodyear tire attached to her. Ariana Grande, meanwhile, showed up in a nice, pastel white Schaparelli dress, but I have to say that the bottom part made her look like she was carrying an entire house there. Cynthia Erivo's dress was a very nice dark one but she had wings right by her neck! She was wearing a Louis Voutton. Brazilian actress Fernanda Torres was the look of elegance in her dark Chanel, which came without wings, houses or Goodyear tires. Demi Moore's Armani Prive dress did her favors, which she didn't need anyways as she is super hot, but still...she looked great and. like Torres, looked tastefully elegant. Zoe Saldana, on the other hand, was not a winner in the fashion department. Her wine colored dress, designed by the Saint Laurent house, made her look like she had a character from Angry Birds under her belly! In fact those birds should be angry I am comparing that to them! And Felicity Jones looked marvelous in her silver colored, Prive gown. She got some flak for her bodice but I liked it. Which maybe means I'm wrong about my fashion tastes? As for the men, Timothee Chalamet showed up with a banana=colored Givenchy that reeked of coolness. And Bowen Yang in Etro with flowers was a hit-and-miss. Well, this week was fun! Let's see what next one brings! As always, remember, God the King, Netrat the net master and Jeanette the writer love you! Ta-da! C-ya next week!