bail - to leave in a hurry ballin' - wealthy lifestyle, making money bet - sarcastic no bruh - male friend, friend cap/capping - tell a lie chillin' - spending time with your friends drip - extreme coolness, style dope - very good, exciting fire - excellent, attractive, exciting GOAT - the greatest of all time, offers praise ether - to embarrass or criticize someone jacked - strong, muscled juiced - to be very excited or eager to do something lit - exciting, fresh queen - positive female role model rona/vid - COVID-19 rekt - beaten, destroyed, especially in an online game shook - upset, shaken up simp - people pleaser slay - do something well or with confidence stan - devoted fan to the extreme swag - style, coolness tea - truth, especially unexpected or disturbing truth trashed - to be very drunk or to completely destroy someone's property yeet - to throw or propel vigorously; also, an excited exclamation wack - lame, lousy zonked - completely exhausted, very tired ankle biter - a derogatory term for an infant or small child Are you kiddin'? - said in frustration or surprise, hope it's not true big mad - extremely angry big yikes - elevated yikes, more intense diamond hands - sticking it out in a situation with financial risk For real! - speaking honestly and truthfully go off - encourage a choice or rant I'm dead! - dying from laughter in a New York minute - to do something very fast knocked up - a woman coping with an unplanned pregnancy, usually, someone who is either very young or unmarried My bad! - acknowledging a mistake Netflix and chill - making out, sex on fleek - perfect, perfectly done See ya! - goodbye, later spilling the tea or spill the tea - gossiping straight fire - that's hot, on the up and up throw shade/throwing shade - do sneaky actions What's good? - How are you?/ How's it going?

Adam and Eve – believe Alan Whickers – knickers apples and pears – stairs Artful Dodger – lodger Ascot Races – braces Aunt Joanna – piano Baked Bean – Queen Baker’s Dozen – Cousin Ball and Chalk – Walk Barnaby Rudge – Judge Barnet Fair – hair Barney Rubble – trouble Battlecruiser – boozer bees and honey – money bird lime – time (in prison) Boat Race – face Bob Hope – soap bottle and glass – arse Brahms and Liszt – pissed (drunk) Brass Tacks – facts Bread and Cheese – sneeze Bread and Honey – money Bricks and Mortar – daughter Bristol City – breasts Brown Bread – dead Bubble and Squeak – Greek Bubble Bath – Laugh butcher’s hook – a look Chalfont St. Giles – piles Chalk Farm – arm china plate – mate (friend) Cock and Hen – ten Cows and Kisses – Missus (wife) currant bun – sun (also The Sun, a British newspaper) custard and jelly – telly (television) Daisy Roots – boots Darby and Joan – moan Dicky bird – word Dicky Dirt – shirt Dinky Doos – shoes dog and bone – phone dog’s meat – feet [from early 20th c.] Duck and Dive – skive Duke of Kent – rent dustbin lid – kid Elephant’s Trunk – drunk Fireman’s Hose – nose Flowery Dell – cell Frog and Toad – road Gypsy’s kiss – piss half-inch – pinch (to steal) Hampton Wick – prick Hank Marvin – starving irish pig – wig Isle of Wight – tights jam-jar – car Jayme Gibbs Jimmy Riddle – piddle joanna – piano (pronounced ‘pianna’ in Cockney) Khyber Pass – arse Kick and Prance – dance Lady Godiva – fiver Laugh n a joke – smoke Lionel Blairs – flares Loaf of Bread – head loop the loop – soup Mickey Bliss – piss Mince Pies – eyes Mork and Mindy – windy’ north and south – mouth Orchestra stalls – balls Pat and Mick – sick Peckham Rye – tie plates of meat – feet Pony and Trap – crap Rats and Mice – Dice (gambling) raspberry tart – fart Roast Pork – fork Rosy Lee – tea (drink) Strides ’round the houses – trousers Rub-a-Dub – pub Ruby Murray – curry Sausage Roll – goal septic tank – Yank sherbert (short for sherbert dab) – cab (taxi) Skin and Blister – sister Sky Rocket – pocket Sweeney Todd – flying squad syrup of figs – wig (sic) tables and chairs – stairs tea leaf – thief Tom and Dick – sick tom tit – shit tomfoolery – jewellery Tommy Trinder – window trouble and strife – wife two and eight – state (of upset) Vera Lynn – gin whistle and flute – suit (of clothes) Wonga – cash Bonus – raspberry ripple – nipple

1. Don’t give away personal information Be suspicious if someone asks for personal information or even photos if you don’t know them. 2. Check out their friends list Be wary if someone has only a few ‘friends’ or no photos, and question whether their profile picture looks genuine. 3. Friends and photos seem to check out? Worth checking that their photos have other people in them who are tagged, and that they’re tagged in other people’s photos. Most genuine profiles are filled with (often embarrassing) photos your friends have tagged you in right? 4. Do they refuse to use a webcam? It could be a sign that they don’t want you to see them as they aren’t really the person they say they are. 5. Google image search It’s so easy – just drag and drop the photo of the person you’re talking to into the image search box, and it will show everywhere the image has been used. You can also search you own images to make sure they’re not being used elsewhere. 6. Meeting up? If you decide to meet up, make sure it’s in a public place and ideally take a friend along with you, just so you can double check that you’re meeting the person you were expecting to meet! 7. Think logically and trust your instincts Being online isn’t that different to being in your home – remember what you would do in person and act like that online.

Hello my fans and friends! Wow, we are 17 now! I am excited! We are almost grown ups!!! I hope you guys had a great week! I know mine was pretty good. 17....17...17....man! 17 was a depressing age for me. I had asked a girl from my neighborhood to be my girlfriend-I am , after all, bosexual!-and she turned me down. I had to see her every day because she was my neighbor at the apartment complex I lived at. In order to get my blues off, I decided to ask my good friend Carmelo and my other friend, Pablo, if they wanted to form a boy band with me-cause, as you all know too, I am a trans girl!-and so they both, who wanted to be singers as well, thought it was a good idea. Pablo was 21 and Carmelo was 14. That night, rumors flew across the apartments that we were forming a band and in about an hour or so, I was approached by three others-12 year old Josue, 11 year old Eduardo and my 10 year old brother Jose, who asked if they could join. I was popular among the girls in the 13 to 17 year old range. I know this because many times, my neighbors and their friends from those ages would come and say I was sooo cute..lol aso, in short, Carmelo was handsome too, Josue was also popular among the 10-12 year olds range -again, he was 12-and my 10 years old brother Jose had plenty of 4th and 5th grade girls crazy for him. Eduardo was not as lucky but he was a great rapper and we thought we could use him to record some hip-hop songs. In one week, we had seven members after another guy, 14 years old Marcos, asked if he could join. Marcos was not from the neighborhood but he attended the same church we did, and lived in a neighborhood that was just across a bridge from ours by car. In one week, we had assembled a group that we thought could possibly be the next Menudo and be teen idols across Latin America. Despite my depression, I had hope and dreams. The only thing I wanted to make it perfect and to get away from my depression was for that girl to fall in love with me. We started practicing, started taking acting, singing and dancing class at a place downtown in which they offered free classes, and then, one day, i went to the offices of Rafael "Rafo" Muniz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafo_Mu%C3%B1iz)- who you will see next to me on his Wikipedia page after our show-,ar Promotores Latinos and Muniz said he did not have anyone for his next show so he told me to get us together and that , as the representant of Chantelle, a famous Merengue group of the time, he could allow us to cover a Chantelle song. That Friday, we got in my dad's van and arrived at the Wapa-TV studios in San Juan. A group of girls thought it was Xavier Serbia arriving, and they started rushing our van Serbia had himself been a member of Mendo years before so he was a teen idol. The rest of the boys decided that since Chantelle was a girl group and we were assigned to sing one of their songs, Ising it! Must be because I'm a girl? lol..Anyways, that night, Xavier introduced us, he spoke to us briefly, and then we performed! After we finished, Serbia grabbed the microphone and exclaimed, ladies and gentlemen, we have competition! (an obvious reference to Menudo, which brought one new member to substitute the oldest one every six months and thus had continued without him and was still a major group in Latin America). Rafo Muniz asked me to write a script for a project and submit it to see if he could get us a regular television show. We spent the next months practicing more and me writing songs and that script, but things got to a halt when my family decided to move to the US. All the while,I was still fighting depression but also dreaming of the big time. And attending college, which I hated because deep in my heart, I was still a kid, a teenager. Luckily in college I met a group of adults that were super cool to hang out with and we spent our free time laughing at the world. Calderon banged my head against the walls once or twice at the Polytechnical College in Caguas even when, insside, I was still crying! That was 17 for me! Anyways...soooo...the news! The news! The news!! I think I just sounded like Tatu on Fantasy Island..."The plane!, the plane!" lmao! First, we start with very serious, tragic news that involved a singer, various athletes and a politician. On April 8, we read the news that a roof collapsed at the Jet Set Nightclub in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. It truly was heartbreaking news. Quickly, some people went online to say it was punishment from God because people there were sinning, by drinking and dancing. But a pastor posted a video refuting them and reminding them that many people who died were Christians, including some of the musicians and club workers. In total, we lost-and I say we because I mean we as in humanity in this case-231 people, with more than 200 others injured. Among those who died was merengue singer Ruddy Perez, whose career spanned about 50 years and several albums and who was there that night performing, as well as former Major Leagues Baseball players Octavio Dotel, and Tony Blanco, the former member of the Dominican Republic;s national Association Football team Luis Guillen, noted fashion designer Martin Polanco and the governor of the province of Monte Cristi, Nelsy Cruz, who was a beautiful 43-year old woman. Ten Venezuelans were also reported dead. Our hearts and prayers go out to the people who died, those injured and their families. Another death was that of super model Lucy Markovik. Markovik, an Australian of Croatian descent, died on April 10 in Berlin after a surgery to try to save her life. She had learned in 2021 that she had an arteriovenous malformation, which is a disease in which brain vessels are tangled and abnormal. Despite the discovery, she courageously went on with her life. Markovik was discovered when she was 17 and got invited to participate in 2015's Australia's next Top Model's 8th season, where she placed in second place, losing in the finals to Brittany Beattie. She was, however, noted by the Elite Model Management-the same agency I was with briefly during 1998-and became a famous model internationally, appearing on the cover of Vogue Singapore, and working for Armani, Versace, Givenchy and for ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham's label, among others. In March, she discovered that her disease had advanced to the point where she needed emergency surgery, which can only be performed in Germany, so she flew to that country, where she had surgery in Berlin. Unfortunately, she fell into a coma and could not recuperate, passing away at the age of 27 on April 10th. Our hearts are also with her and her family. Yet another great who died was Peruvian writer Mario Vargas Llosa. In 2010, he won the Nobel Prize For Literature. Vargas Llosa also won the prestigious Miguel de Cervantes award in 1994. an award that is considered the most important one in Hispanic literature circles. His most famous novels worldwide include "The Time of the Hero",, "Conversation in the Cathedral", "The Green House" and "The War of the End of the World". Vargas Llosa is widely considered one of the greatest Latin writers in history, along with Colombia'a Gabriel Garcia Marquez's, Mexico's Carlos Fuentes, Argentina's Julio Cortazar and Puerto Rico's Enrique Lagerre. He was also a politician. He died on April 13th in Lima at age 89 of natural causes. And the saga of the deaths of actor Gene Hackman and wife Betsy Arakawa continues. It was reported that several dead rats along with one that is still alive were found in their New Mexico mansion during a risk-assessment round at it in March. It's rather depressing to hear all of this, knowing the circumstances in which both died. No one should end the way they did. The round was carried out because the house is still visited by members of the police, fire department, investigators and the Arakawa and Hackman families. It's important to know that they will not be exposed to a disease or something in the future due to their visits. Erin Phipps, New Mexico's State Public Health Veterinarian, said she thinks that disease risk in this case is very low, which is very good news in the midst of everything. And no, netrat was not among the dead rats. Thank God because we love Netrat. I, of course, love him as my online brother. So, don't be thinking nasty things about me and him, you all perverts! Super billionaire Bill Gates announced how much of his fortune he will leave for his children when he dies. Gates, who is 69, has two daughters, 28-year old Jennifer Gates, 22 -year old Phoebe Gates, and one son, 25-year old Rory Gates. Now, I'm gonna go the Jill way here and admit, they are all super hot! My good friend Billy is, of course , the founder of Apple Computers. I am still hoping he lets me borrow 25 million for a house for me and one for my parents! But, anyways...he has 102.2 billion dollars, and he has said that he will allocate 1 percent of that to each kid....which still amounts to 1 billion dollars each! Bill spoke recently on "Figuring Out With Raj Shanani", a podcast where he was interviewed. "In my case, my kids got a great upbringing and education, but (they will get) less than one percent of the total wealth, because I decided it wouldn't be a favor to them", Gates declared. Geez, Bill, I got a great upbringing and education too! Can you do me such a small "not favor" and allocate one tiny, measly billion dollars to me also? Pretty pleaseeeeee! That would be marrrvelooouuussss! Holy tortilla! There are problems in Savannah Chrisley's family! The reality show star, known for her participation on the television series "Chrisley Knows Best", split from husband Robert Schriver, and now she is blaming his former wife Lindsay for the separation! She declared so on her April 15th podcast, "Unlocked With Savannah Chrisley". She said that "It's been a month since me and Robert broke up. So here it is: me and Robert broke up on March 5th. Not that I'm keeping track of dates or anything, but I have taken a lot of time to analyze things, and truly grieve the loss of a relationship that I thought was gonna be where I was at for the rst of my life"...all of us women, and I mean ALL of us, including trans women, think that way when we fall in love, whether it be with a man or a woman. I feel her pain! We must remember that Lindsay Schriver was arrested in 2023 for allegedly plotting to murder her former husband Robert. Chrisley also spoke about her, ironically saying that "I don't wanna give her the notoriety that she has so badly been seeking, but I feel like that's the only way to go. I don't think I will ever forgive her for what she has put Robert and the boys through. I don;t believe that Robert and I would be where we are at today if she hadn't caused so much mass destruction!" Yikes! Hey Netrat, have you seen what she looks like? Now that she is separated, we might have a chance with her! Time to get in our cars and head to her city!! Time for one more news item: hip-hopster Little Nas X was hospitalized in an undisclosed location with facial paralysis. He took to Instagram to show a video of himself smiling while not being able to move the right side of his face, and to make fun of the situation. "Imma gonna look funny for a lil bit, but that's it!" he said, with two laugh emojis added at the end. We wish him a prompt recovery so he can keep making the music his fans love! Well, until next week, the online Spice Girls,-me, Cindy, Courtenay, jill, Deb and our manager Netrat, as well as God, love you! Let's see what next week brings! Kisses and hugs, everyone! Marvelous!!!

Hi everyone!!!! My dear, dear perverts! How are you??? Well, I'm here, recuperating after a whirlwind week in which everything has come my way! One of my ex basketball mates asked me about the possibility of doing a sex video with him! Ahhh...yeah...also recently a fan on this page asked me about the possibility of making a tribute page for me. In the latter case I jumped ahead and said "yes you can do it!" I mean who hates candy, right? The same way, nobody hates being paid tribute! Besides, I bet it will make certain things from a certain number of you go up! You know what else is up? The heat! Here in Arizona, the heat is rising by the day. Just two nights ago I went into a gas station to buy soda and there was a weatherometer there , and it said 103 degrees , at 8PM! Luckily I am in Europe as the Online Spice Girls' tour hits Germany. NetRat will be buying us some good German beers during this leg of the tour, for sure Also, just to let you know: if you do see us stop by a beer hall after a concert, no that is not Jennifer Anniston with us! That is Netrat who looks like Jennifer Anniston! As far as the rest of us, Deb does not drink so Netrat will be able to save money with her. Marveloussssssss! And...ah drats! I wish! I am home in the middle of the fucking Arizona heat!!! But anyways, as i said, the world is going nuts! A few hours ago, Israel announced they bombed some nuclear plants in Iran. This really sucks because they forgot that there are innocent people in Iran that have nothing to do with the government and will die due to these attacks.But Iran's government is not blameless either. They have been publicly threatening Israel for years and I compare this to the scene in The Godfather where Barzini talks, letting Vito Corleone know who was his real enemy. Vito died, and his son Michael Corleone then had Barzini killed when nobody suspected he would. Very godfatherly of Israel if you ask me. Now it looks as if Iran retaliated, and 78 people were killed in Israel in a drone attack.....why can;t we all just hold hands and sing worldwide? I just wonder if this will trigger World War 3? For the sake of all the innocents involved, I pray not. Also, Iran has legalized sex change surgery for gay men. Dang it! I had dreamed about going there and declaring myself gay to get the sex change if relations between the USA and Iran normalized! That looks like it won't ever happen now! In more tragic news, yesterday we saw on the internet how an airplane in India plummeted to the ground after take off, exploding immediately. The plane was a Boeing 787 that belonged to Air India. This is the first mortal incident in Air India since the bombing by terrorists in 1985 of a Boeing 747 that was flying from Canada to India, with a stop over in the United Kingdom. That incident killed all onboard, but this one had one survivor, a young man identified as Vishwash Kumar Ramesh and who supposedly jumped from the burning aircraft through an emergency door. This flight was also bound for London, to land at the Gatwick airport there. But it sady crashed minutes after taking off from Ahmedabad Airport, hitting a medical school. Of the 242 people on board, 241 died and 1 survived, but there were deaths at a hostel serving the school too, with 28 students dying and 60 being injured. From what little i know about aviation, the way the airplane looks trying to climb without success at the video, I suspect a few things: it could have been a problem with the airplane's slats, like it happened to a Northwest Airlines flight in 1987 that took off from Detroit to phoenix and in which 154 people were killed out of 155, because the slats were not correctly positioned for the take off, or it could be microburst, like the Pan Am flight that crashed during take off in New orleans in 1982 and the Delta Airlines jet that crashed during landing in Dallas on August 13, 1985. Microburst, which comes from the clouds, can get into the plane's wings and bring an airplane down. But a bird strike and double engine failure have also been proposed as causes. it is too early to tell anyways and we shall let investigators conclude their investigations before jumping to conclusions. Vijay Rupani, the former chief minister of Gujarat, was also on the airplane. He was 68 years old at the time of his death. Our hearts are with those who died and those who lost loved ones in this tragedy. And, well, I am still in love with Georgie Stone! Babe, can you call me?? And can you all else blame me? I ran a poll recently on Reddit, asking Australian men if they all think she is hot despite the fact she was born a boy, and 66 percent answered that she is!! NetRat is not Australian, are you Nettie? So I doubt he voted. Sooo..the NHL Stanley Cup Finals are still on and me and Jill are still biting our nails! HTe series between the Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers is now tied at two games apiece. I have to say, whoever wins also wins the title of the hottest men in the coldest league in the world. Me and Jill hope they can stick their pucks in our pussies-or, in my case, non existing pusyy that is but I do have a backdoor, hahaha! This exciting series is following the script of last year's series, in which the Panthers went up 3 games to 0 before the Oilers woke up from the grav and almost won it in seven. As for this week and a half, half of the United States are Canadians. We want history to be made and for the Oilers to win so Canada can have her first NHL champion in 33 years! Also Netrat has promised he'll buy every Canadian in the world a beer if they win. I'm trying to mention Netrat as much as possible. I need him to comment down below this week!!! lol The NBA Finals are also red-hot. After three games, the Indiana Pacers are up two games to one on the Oklahoma City Thunder. In a confusing twist, whoever wins this series gets their city their first ever NBA titl but the Thunder have actually already won one title: they did it as the Seattle Supersonics in 1979. Only that was in Seattle. The Pacers have never won a title; the closest they came to was in 2000 when, led by reggie Miller, they made it to the Finals but lost to the stupid, fucking, hated Los Angeles Lakers-Los Angeles readers, I love you! but not the Lakers lol ...anyways they lost that Finals in 6 games. I bet Reggie Miller is really happy for his former team and will be even more if they do win it! I love Georgia Stone, I love God, and I love you guys and girls who love me on the Internet galaxy....you know what else I love? Why, Barbie, of course! I buy Barbies specifically when they are representing famous people like the Rosie O'donnell one, the Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance ones and the Bessie Coleman one that I own. In fact, they gave me an excuse to buy my first Barbies as I started collecting those before I came out as trans and I told everyone it was because I wanted to make a celebrity action figures and dolls collection. But, anyways, everybody's favorite doll turned 80 recently! Barbie, who did not invite me to the birthday party. Too bad, Barbie...netrat would have bought all the beers and that would have been a wild party with Rat, you, me, Black Barbie, Ken, Rosie O'donnell and everyone else naked, dancing and smiling All jokes aside, Barbie has provided all girls, natural and self-made alike, with hopes and dreams for 80 years. While boys had Gi Joe and wars and killing the enemy in mind, girls had pool parties, movie making and improving living standards with such professions as doctors and veterinarians in mind. Barbie truly made the world a better place, at least for a time. Like when they came out with Barbe and the Rockers, Barbie, you rock!!! Repeat after me: Marvelooouuuussssssss!! Well, this is it for now. Next week, I hope I can tell you all about that tribute page, which, I have high hopes, will come while I am still alive! Lmao! God bless you my readers. Me, God, Netrat and the rest of the Online Spice Girls love you!!

Hi my beloved, dear perverts! Week 24 is upon us! How are you all? me, well, what can i say? The world, both around me and beyond me, is getting crazier and crazier by the day! People getting detained, bombs, wars, others accidentally declaring themselves as bisexual to me, 114 year old former first ladies dying-well, a 114 year old dying is not really rare but the fact she got to be 113 years old is!-people protesting the American president, Sly getting the Online Spice Girls drunk to see if he can have an opportunity to fuck us!...I remember the Billy Joel song that was later covered by the famous American rock band, Fall Out Boy: "We' Didn't Start the Fire"!...but this is crazier than me walking out on the street in nothing but my red sheers! I accompanied my father recently to a Target store near me. I too wanted to buy some things so I went with him. He is 75 and needs to be joined by someone when he is out and about. Well, after I paid for my beer and my oranges, I started searching for him. He was nowhere to be found. After a while, an employee came to me and told me that he had been detained!! He had taken some toys that did not belong to him. I was stressed because I did not know if they were going to arrest him, But I told the security at the store that he has dementia, so they let him go, provided he never returns to that store again. Afterwards, we passed by a hospital. I pointed at it and told him that next time, if he does that, I might end up at that hospital! This was a very stressing episode for all of us! Target, for my non American and Australian readers, is a very large corporation that is spread across the United States and Australia. It's sort of like Tesco is in the UK. Rat-Fox and I have gone to Target to boy beers from time to time. Anyways, so, the world is going crazier by the minute! Now, the United States has gotten itself involved in this Israel-Iran situation that has been going on since last week! There are daily updates of bombings and attacks from both sides and I even read a newspaper headline from India that indicated that people in New York and Los Angeles were leaving those cities for fear of an attack there@ You know what I say?I say whatever happened to dealing with the enemy in a peaceful way? What is worse is that regular Americans, Israelites and Iranians are being caught in the crossfire! We, the regular people, have nothing to do with what is going on. ANd people always see it as "CHristian vs. Muslim", or "Jewish vs. Muslim" and. like what the fuck, dude? One of my very best friends, my sister from Turkey, whom I've known for 25 years, is a Muslim! And also, many years ago, a man from iIraq who is also Muslim was also one of my very best friend;. This guy, the iraqi one, found me at a store some 20 years ago and saw that I was about to walk back home in the 100 degree heat, and he told me to get my ass on his car and drive me home lol..he returned to Iraq but I will never forget that. Hussein from Basra, Iraq, if you read this, I'll never forget you and your friendship, man. Thank you so much! But the thing is, people of the world can get along! Let the politicians have a big sex orgy between themselves, they deserve it. We the people of the world deserve better and we do not want wars, we want peace. Frederick W. Smith, the founder of the FedEx empire, died at the age of 85. He died on June 21. He, like my dad, was a member of the United States Marine Corps, which are recognized as the best trained killing machines and the first ones to reach a war area and fight. The UK also has its own Marines who are considered just as brave and courageous as the American ones but, besides the point. Smith fought in the Vietnam War as a platoon leader and forward air controller, flying on airplanes in the Southeastern Asian country. He later founded FedEx and we have to thank him for all the blue and orange trucks, vans and airplanes that we see on the air in about 50 countries. We have to be thankful to whoever put their lives at risk to protect the liberties and freedoms of us regulars, and he was one of those that we owe freedom to! Another one who died was 114-year old Marita Camacho Quiroz, who was the first lady of Costa Rica from 1962 to 1966. You read this right! 114 years old! And she was very beautiful too, let me tell you. Despite turning into the first lady at age 51, she still retained a lot of her teenager face when she did. She was a baby-faced first lady! And she could have represented Costa Rica in any beauty pageant when she was younger. No, no no...neither me nor netrat were not her lovers. We do not date 114 year olds. 90?....maybe, ..but not 114 year olds....lol all jokes aside, she will be remembered in her home country as a supporter of children;s causes who established lunches for kids at school-although that may be a good thing or not, considering the lunches I got at my school that I hated and I stopped eating at school and launched at home instead, returning to class after eating-and also pushed for the first Costa Rican children's hospital to be constructed. She also promoted the opening of childrens' shelters for abandoned children and met American Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson, Spaniard dictator Francisco Franco and Pope John XXIII, among others. She was the wife of Costa Rican President Francisco Orlich. Quite an interesting life! Well, the NBA Finals have gotten to its end. As I write, it is tied at 3 games, but tonight is the 7th and decisive game! The Oklahoma City Thunder are trying to deliver the first title for the city of Oklahoma City, but the franchise's second overall title as they won one when they were named the Seattle Supersonics in Seattle, Washington, in 1979. If they win, Seattle residents who did not want them to have a new arena back in 2006, will be biting themselves. On the other hand, the Indiana Pacers will be looking for their city, and their franchise's, first title overall. The Pacers first lost in an NBA Finals to the Los Angeles Lakers in 2000. 2000...ahh, what a year! Me and my group were meeting celebrities, clubbing, partying, getting drunk, having sex, punching each other and creating havoc at restaurants! We also threw toilet paper at houses and egged houses, cars and people. My brother even picked up a toilet one time and we drove to one of our group members' house and threw the toilet at his swimming pool! The poor guy called the next morning, wondering if we knew who did it! The guys in our group included my brother Jose, Paul the Christian, Shane the criminal, Bobby the Eminem-wannabe, Tim the Chinese-American cop, Brandon the brain and toilet-throwing victim, and, on the women's side, me the bisexual transgender loudmouth, my sister Nilda, my now sister in law and other loudmouth Heather, Mishell the gold digger, Jamie the tomboy who liked me the transgender, Danille the shy one and Lily the Chinese-American...ahh, those were the days! Anyways, Thunder-Pacers or Pacers-Thunder Game 7 is tonight!! I heard Georgie Stone had her gender-affirming surgery! Im in loooooveee with her and want to try that pussy out! Rat come drink with us if I ever meet her, will ya? Marveeeeeloooouuuusssss! What else? Johnny Depp, the American actor who acted in my friend Jorge Antares' movie, "The Rum Diaries", shared tips on parenting with The Sunday Times recently. Depp, who is 62, commented on how fast his life has gone by. "Years get away from us, don't they? I'm of the empty-nest syndrome". Depp, who used to be called "papa" but is now called dad by his kids, has two kids with me..I mean! No! with Vannessa Paradis: 25 year old Lily Rose who is my lesbi...aww, again, I wish!!! And 20 year old Jack. Depp continued talking about his experience as "papa" and "dad": "Then, suddenly, papa was out the window. I was dad. But papa was awesome, and I'm getting old enough for papa to possibly come back. Some motherfucker's gonna have to call me papa!" he declared. Sounds like he is ready to become a grandfather!!! Talking about my friend Jorge, he won the Paoli award for best leading actor in a Puerto Rican film! This is paramount to the Oscars in Puerto Rico! congratulations jorge! Soon, I will write your Wikipedia page!! Heather Graham and Sarah Michelle Gellar were spotted at the Filming Italy 2025 photocall at Forte Village Resort in Santa Margherita di Pula (or, is it, puta, the Spanish word for prostitutes? haha!) Anyways Graham had a blue outfit which showed part of her tits and Gellar looked marveeelooouuusss in a black and white dress, on June 21st. The girls have fashion taste!! Well, that's it for this week, my marvelouuus perverts! I hope next week we talk about peace being made in the Middle East May God help humans find the way towards peace in their hearts and minds.. Amen . God loves you and so does Rat and the touring, online Spice Girls me and my sisters Deb, Cindy, Courtenay and the chill pill, Ms Jill! (we are in Germany now....awww , I wish!!)

Hi everyone! I hope you are all good as I am for week 25, which is really week 26 but because of several things going on in my life, it's the 25th installment. It has really been a hard week but also one in which the Online Spice Girls came through for me. I had a week of pain, dehydration and heat due to the fact that I was living without a proper air conditioner in the middle of 110-degrees on average. This is what we call Phoenix heat and why our professional basketball teams are named the Suns (National Basketball Association) and the Mercury (Women's National Basketball Association) And no, Mr. Monty, you still cannot marry Diana Taurasi. She is a lesbian! But I want to dedicate this article to a very special man in my life. No, its not Monty Don, and it's not Jizzy, although both are special indeed. Monty Don Ince took his suit off and flew naked, turned into Jizzy, as I fell off the Empire State Building. I grabbed his penis but it was so strong and virile that it was enough for the both of us to fly to my apartment and the rest ism as they say, ,..well, not history..out story,. Oh gosh..its not even our story,..its my fantasy story! It would have been marvelouuuuusss! Sat it again girls, marvelous!!! But the real story I want to tell you about is that of my dad. I was told --and this is, obviously, very hard to write and think about-that he has months to live last week. We are thinking about putting him in hospice care. Let me tell you about my dad: He was born in the USA and joined the Young Lords, one of the toughest and most brutal gangs during that era. The Vietnam War was raging in Southeast Asia so he joined the world's most brutal army, the United States Marines, and went to Hanoi and fought and killed-we don't talk about this but his family knows this for a fact- many enemies to defend his country. As a United States Marine, dad realized that there was still a lor of racism in this country, so he and some Mexicans and Black soldiers reunited and made their own group, This was part of the beginning of a journey that led him to become a fervent supporter of Puerto Rican Independence from the United States, and a legend that even has an article about him in the world famous online encyclopedia, Wikipedia!! The -page is named Tony Santiago, He went to Puerto Rico on a vacation, and there, he met the woman of his life, my mom. She was his neighbor. She looked like MariluyMonroe and my dad, while not the Puerto Rican Elvis Presley as he likes to claim, was a dead ringer for Al Pacino, whose movie "The Godfather"had just come out, so I can 't complain! On one side I had the looks of Michael Cor;eone and on the other hand, I had the looks of Marilyn Monroe! Soon, they got married and then, their first daughter was born=me, although whether they accept me as a daughter or not is still debatable )they call me wen bags have to be lifted forezample, and say 'your sister cannot lift those, you are stronger, you can!- But I was born a sickly kid. My dad, having seen violence like he did in Vietnam and in the USA, met my mom and had a kid that had heart problems and dystrophy too, he wanted to change and did! He became a family man as quickly as you could say family man! He took me to the movies every Friday ni9ght ans we saw, among others, Rocky, Rocky 2,, Rocky 3 and Rocky 4, and Grease, and he Mickey Mouse Movie and Saturday Night Fever, and Star wars, Bronco Billy, Urban Cowboy, Every Which Way But Loose, Star Trek, Star Trek 3, Ghostbusters, Beatlemania, Hair,, Stir Crazy, The Toy and Una Aventura Llamada Menudo. Seeing Una Aventura should have alerted him that I am a woman since this was when Menudo was the Puerto Rican and Latin version of The Beatles, but alas, the theater was sold out when we got there! But he took me to the movies, bought m every toy-except the girl ones, darn it!- every album including a few Menudo ones, he helped me build models of Eastern, Western, TWA, Japan and American airlines and taught me how to box so I could defend myself from a bully, eventually leading to a short-lived boxing career. Later on, we worked on an ice cream truck which in turn, paid for my modeling career and led to us hanging out with famous celebrities of all walks of life. We met Princess Anne, Presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, Muhammad Ali, Sylvester Stallone, Dennis Rodman, Kenneth McClintock, Alice Cooper, The Beach Boys and many others. Although he was not, obviously, a member of our party clique, dad knew how to meet famous people. And he never abused my mom, he never..in fact for 30 years, I hid my bisexuality from him because he said some things that seemed homophobic to me, but when I came out to him, all he said was he wished that I had come out to him earlier! He hugged me and said I'm still his son which bothered me a bit but I knew what he meant. I love this man like no other man on Earth! (Sorry Don, it's true!) That is my dad! A marvelouuuuuuuuuuuussss man in every sense of the word! And with that, I want to close this edition of my blog.Me, Don and the rest of the Online Spice Girls are still touring, having hit Spain this time, Don opening for us. And when he gets drunk, he can get kinky in his openings! Oh, I wish, I wish!. Viva Ibizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa God loves you and so do we all! See you la Proxima semana!!!!

Hi everyone! Well, well, well, number 26 is here!!!! It's crazy how time has flown this year, ah? too fast actually... I want to begin by giving a shout to my friend Carla Al who has the shingles. I've myself not been that good either as i have 5 straight days with a stomach bug..grrr as the fellow Online Spice Girl Deb would say! But every day, there is someone up here who wants to do crazy things to me! You guys truly do not let anyone catch a break! Not that I'm complaining , but ..lol!  So, today we awoke to the terrible news that the "Prince of Darkness", Ozzy Osbourne, had passed away, at the age of 76. I remember when I lived in Cayey and I was in a pop-rock..or should I say, what we thought was a pop-rock band, in school with my girlfriend and our 3 friends, there were many guys in my neighborhood who were metal heads. I was not much into Metal, but with time I got there. At least a few of those guys are mourning today and so is the world of rock and roll. Ozzy was truly one of the greatest. The lead singer of Black Sabbath, he blazed a path that few others have imitated. He also became a reality television star, when he launched the show, "The Osbournes", along with wife Sharion, the now hot daughter Kelly and son, not as hot Jack, on MTV, This was the era in which I started thinking that Ozz was cool but he also became a music promoter along with his wife when they created Ozzfest.That festival brought other talents such as Kittie and Disturbed on tour, abdm in fact, when it hit Phoenix in the early 00s and I was an autograph collector, I went over to their hotel and met David Draiman od Disturbed and got his autograph, while at the same time, falling over one of the members of Black Sabbath, who grabbed me by my arm and helped me up...and then, five minutes later, looking at my magazine with Black Sabbath's poster on it, I realized I had just run over one of the members of Black Sabbath! The coolest song Ozzy ever recorded, according to me anyways, is 1986's "Shot in the Dark", from his solo album effort, "The Ultimate Sin", which was Ozzy's 4th solo album. His controversies include eating the head off two doves during a press conference in Los Angeles, and a bat in 1982 in Des Moines, Iowa. Osbourne was also linked to at least 2 suicides and one murder-suicide, and once sht 17 of his own cats during a drug fulled rampage. Despite all of that, he was reportedly a member of the Church of England who had become a Christian and entrusted his life to the Lord before dying. He died on 22 July in Birmingham, England. Our condolences to his family.  In other news, Bad Bunny, the Puerto Rican singer, has stirred up a lot of controversy lately. He is doing a residency at the Jose Miguel Agrelot Coliseum in Puerto Rico, which will last 30 straight weekends, which is..marvelloussssssss....but what is not so marvelous is the controversies in which he got involved: during one of those concerts, he apparently grabbed a boob of an attendant, a pretty, young (but not pretty young) woman who eagerly approached him and , I mean who is to blame him? Well, Thomas Rivera Schatz, that is who. The politician, who always invited controversy himself and is a member of the new Progressive Party-the one that advocates for Puerto Rico's statehood with the USA-said that Bad Bunny-whose real name is Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio-disrespected Puerto RIcan women, In a way, Rivera Schatz is right, but, coming from a politician who in the past refused to recognize his own daughter, this is precious, to say the very least! On the other hand, the wife of pastor Otilio Font, Omayra Font, also criticised the singer. To all of this, Don Goyo, a character played on YouTube videos by an undisclosed man similar in vein to Kobbo Santarrosa's infamous representation of a woman character, La Vomay, inserted himself to the controversy by calling out Omayra Font and accusing her of using Bad Bunny's fame to make herself popular....what can i say but holy enchilada? Rat, now you know: no boob grabbing in Puerto Rico if you ever go there, mate!!! Ok? Omayra Font has also taken on the singer J. Balvin and other famous entertainment figures lately..... And the Jeffrey Epstein-Donald Trump saga keeps on going. This last few days, Trump has taken to speaking about illegal acts allegedly committed by Barack Obama, who was president of the United States before Trump first was president in 2016. He says Obama committed treason......on the other hand, according to Newsweek Magazine, on 22 July, the Republicans shut down the House Floor early to avoid a vote on the Epstein files issue.... Geez...what a time we are living in!!! Well, so its been another week, another 7 days of fun for me, Jill, Courtenay, Cindy and Deb, the Online Spice Girls, and for the rat who keeps under our skirts as we move on to the Portugal part of our world wide tour! What can we say? We are having fun! God loves you, and so do we the Online Spice Girls! Hugs and kisses and hugs and kisses and hugs and kisses til next week, my marvelous perverts!!!!!