(24)Jeanette Santiago

Hi my beloved, dear perverts!

Week 24 is upon us! How are you all? me, well, what can i say? The world, both around me and beyond me, is getting crazier and crazier by the day! People getting detained, bombs, wars, others accidentally declaring themselves as bisexual to me, 114 year old former first ladies dying-well, a 114 year old dying is not really rare but the fact she got to be 113 years old is!-people protesting the American president, Sly getting the Online Spice Girls drunk to see if he can have an opportunity to fuck us!...I remember the Billy Joel song that was later covered by the famous American rock band, Fall Out Boy: "We' Didn't Start the Fire"!...but this is crazier than me walking out on the street in nothing but my red sheers!

I accompanied my father recently to a Target store near me. I too wanted to buy some things so I went with him. He is 75 and needs to be joined by someone when he is out and about. Well, after I paid for my beer and my oranges, I started searching for him. He was nowhere to be found. After a while, an employee came to me and told me that he had been detained!! He had taken some toys that did not belong to him. I was stressed because I did not know if they were going to arrest him, But I told the security at the store that he has dementia, so they let him go, provided he never returns to that store again. Afterwards, we passed by a hospital. I pointed at it and told him that next time, if he does that, I might end up at that hospital! This was a very stressing episode for all of us!

Target, for my non American and Australian readers, is a very large corporation that is spread across the United States and Australia. It's sort of like Tesco is in the UK. Rat-Fox and I have gone to Target to boy beers from time to time.

Anyways, so, the world is going crazier by the minute! Now, the United States has gotten itself involved in this Israel-Iran situation that has been going on since last week! There are daily updates of bombings and attacks from both sides and I even read a newspaper headline from India that indicated that people in New York and Los Angeles were leaving those cities for fear of an attack there@ You know what I say?I say whatever happened to dealing with the enemy in a peaceful way? What is worse is that regular Americans, Israelites and Iranians are being caught in the crossfire! We, the regular people, have nothing to do with what is going on. ANd people always see it as "CHristian vs. Muslim", or "Jewish vs. Muslim" and. like what the fuck, dude? One of my very best friends, my sister from Turkey, whom I've known for 25 years, is a Muslim! And also, many years ago, a man from iIraq who is also Muslim was also one of my very best friend;. This guy, the iraqi one, found me at a store some 20 years ago and saw that I was about to walk back home in the 100 degree heat, and he told me to get my ass on his car and drive me home lol..he returned to Iraq but I will never forget that. Hussein from Basra, Iraq, if you read this, I'll never forget you and your friendship, man. Thank you so much! But the thing is, people of the world can get along! Let the politicians have a big sex orgy between themselves, they deserve it. We the people of the world deserve better and we do not want wars, we want peace.

Frederick W. Smith, the founder of the FedEx empire, died at the age of 85. He died on June 21. He, like my dad, was a member of the United States Marine Corps, which are recognized as the best trained killing machines and the first ones to reach a war area and fight. The UK also has its own Marines who are considered just as brave and courageous as the American ones but, besides the point. Smith fought in the Vietnam War as a platoon leader and forward air controller, flying on airplanes in the Southeastern Asian country. He later founded FedEx and we have to thank him for all the blue and orange trucks, vans and airplanes that we see on the air in about 50 countries. We have to be thankful to whoever put their lives at risk to protect the liberties and freedoms of us regulars, and he was one of those that we owe freedom to!

Another one who died was 114-year old Marita Camacho Quiroz, who was the first lady of Costa Rica from 1962 to 1966. You read this right! 114 years old! And she was very beautiful too, let me tell you. Despite turning into the first lady at age 51, she still retained a lot of her teenager face when she did. She was a baby-faced first lady! And she could have represented Costa Rica in any beauty pageant when she was younger. No, no no...neither me nor netrat were not her lovers. We do not date 114 year olds. 90?....maybe, ..but not 114 year olds....lol all jokes aside, she will be remembered in her home country as a supporter of children;s causes who established lunches for kids at school-although that may be a good thing or not, considering the lunches I got at my school that I hated and I stopped eating at school and launched at home instead, returning to class after eating-and also pushed for the first Costa Rican children's hospital to be constructed. She also promoted the opening of childrens' shelters for abandoned children and met American Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson, Spaniard dictator Francisco Franco and Pope John XXIII, among others. She was the wife of Costa Rican President Francisco Orlich. Quite an interesting life!

Well, the NBA Finals have gotten to its end. As I write, it is tied at 3 games, but tonight is the 7th and decisive game! The Oklahoma City Thunder are trying to deliver the first title for the city of Oklahoma City, but the franchise's second overall title as they won one when they were named the Seattle Supersonics in Seattle, Washington, in 1979. If they win, Seattle residents who did not want them to have a new arena back in 2006, will be biting themselves. On the other hand, the Indiana Pacers will be looking for their city, and their franchise's, first title overall. The Pacers first lost in an NBA Finals to the Los Angeles Lakers in 2000. 2000...ahh, what a year! Me and my group were meeting celebrities, clubbing, partying, getting drunk, having sex, punching each other and creating havoc at restaurants! We also threw toilet paper at houses and egged houses, cars and people. My brother even picked up a toilet one time and we drove to one of our group members' house and threw the toilet at his swimming pool! The poor guy called the next morning, wondering if we knew who did it! The guys in our group included my brother Jose, Paul the Christian, Shane the criminal, Bobby the Eminem-wannabe, Tim the Chinese-American cop, Brandon the brain and toilet-throwing victim, and, on the women's side, me the bisexual transgender loudmouth, my sister Nilda, my now sister in law and other loudmouth Heather, Mishell the gold digger, Jamie the tomboy who liked me the transgender, Danille the shy one and Lily the Chinese-American...ahh, those were the days! Anyways, Thunder-Pacers or Pacers-Thunder Game 7 is tonight!!

I heard Georgie Stone had her gender-affirming surgery! Im in loooooveee with her and want to try that pussy out! Rat come drink with us if I ever meet her, will ya?

Marveeeeeloooouuuusssss!

What else?

Johnny Depp, the American actor who acted in my friend Jorge Antares' movie, "The Rum Diaries", shared tips on parenting with The Sunday Times recently. Depp, who is 62, commented on how fast his life has gone by. "Years get away from us, don't they? I'm of the empty-nest syndrome". Depp, who used to be called "papa" but is now called dad by his kids, has two kids with me..I mean! No! with Vannessa Paradis: 25 year old Lily Rose who is my lesbi...aww, again, I wish!!! And 20 year old Jack. Depp continued talking about his experience as "papa" and "dad": "Then, suddenly, papa was out the window. I was dad. But papa was awesome, and I'm getting old enough for papa to possibly come back. Some motherfucker's gonna have to call me papa!" he declared.

Sounds like he is ready to become a grandfather!!!

Talking about my friend Jorge, he won the Paoli award for best leading actor in a Puerto Rican film! This is paramount to the Oscars in Puerto Rico! congratulations jorge! Soon, I will write your Wikipedia page!!

Heather Graham and Sarah Michelle Gellar were spotted at the Filming Italy 2025 photocall at Forte Village Resort in Santa Margherita di Pula (or, is it, puta, the Spanish word for prostitutes? haha!) Anyways Graham had a blue outfit which showed part of her tits and Gellar looked marveeelooouuusss in a black and white dress, on June 21st. The girls have fashion taste!!

Well, that's it for this week, my marvelouuus perverts! I hope next week we talk about peace being made in the Middle East

May God help humans find the way towards peace in their hearts and minds.. Amen .

God loves you and so does Rat and the touring, online Spice Girls me and my sisters Deb, Cindy, Courtenay and the chill pill, Ms Jill! (we are in Germany now....awww , I wish!!)