(23)Jeanette Santiago

Hi everyone!!!!

My dear, dear perverts! How are you??? Well, I'm here, recuperating after a whirlwind week in which everything has come my way! One of my ex basketball mates asked me about the possibility of doing a sex video with him! Ahhh...yeah...also recently a fan on this page asked me about the possibility of making a tribute page for me. In the latter case I jumped ahead and said "yes you can do it!" I mean who hates candy, right? The same way, nobody hates being paid tribute! Besides, I bet it will make certain things from a certain number of you go up!

You know what else is up? The heat! Here in Arizona, the heat is rising by the day. Just two nights ago I went into a gas station to buy soda and there was a weatherometer there , and it said 103 degrees , at 8PM! Luckily I am in Europe as the Online Spice Girls' tour hits Germany. NetRat will be buying us some good German beers during this leg of the tour, for sure Also, just to let you know: if you do see us stop by a beer hall after a concert, no that is not Jennifer Anniston with us! That is Netrat who looks like Jennifer Anniston! As far as the rest of us, Deb does not drink so Netrat will be able to save money with her. Marveloussssssss! And...ah drats! I wish! I am home in the middle of the fucking Arizona heat!!!

But anyways, as i said, the world is going nuts! A few hours ago, Israel announced they bombed some nuclear plants in Iran. This really sucks because they forgot that there are innocent people in Iran that have nothing to do with the government and will die due to these attacks.But Iran's government is not blameless either. They have been publicly threatening Israel for years and I compare this to the scene in The Godfather where Barzini talks, letting Vito Corleone know who was his real enemy. Vito died, and his son Michael Corleone then had Barzini killed when nobody suspected he would. Very godfatherly of Israel if you ask me.

Now it looks as if Iran retaliated, and 78 people were killed in Israel in a drone attack.....why can;t we all just hold hands and sing worldwide?

I just wonder if this will trigger World War 3? For the sake of all the innocents involved, I pray not.

Also, Iran has legalized sex change surgery for gay men. Dang it! I had dreamed about going there and declaring myself gay to get the sex change if relations between the USA and Iran normalized! That looks like it won't ever happen now!

In more tragic news, yesterday we saw on the internet how an airplane in India plummeted to the ground after take off, exploding immediately. The plane was a Boeing 787 that belonged to Air India. This is the first mortal incident in Air India since the bombing by terrorists in 1985 of a Boeing 747 that was flying from Canada to India, with a stop over in the United Kingdom. That incident killed all onboard, but this one had one survivor, a young man identified as Vishwash Kumar Ramesh and who supposedly jumped from the burning aircraft through an emergency door. This flight was also bound for London, to land at the Gatwick airport there. But it sady crashed minutes after taking off from Ahmedabad Airport, hitting a medical school. Of the 242 people on board, 241 died and 1 survived, but there were deaths at a hostel serving the school too, with 28 students dying and 60 being injured. From what little i know about aviation, the way the airplane looks trying to climb without success at the video, I suspect a few things: it could have been a problem with the airplane's slats, like it happened to a Northwest Airlines flight in 1987 that took off from Detroit to phoenix and in which 154 people were killed out of 155, because the slats were not correctly positioned for the take off, or it could be microburst, like the Pan Am flight that crashed during take off in New orleans in 1982 and the Delta Airlines jet that crashed during landing in Dallas on August 13, 1985. Microburst, which comes from the clouds, can get into the plane's wings and bring an airplane down. But a bird strike and double engine failure have also been proposed as causes. it is too early to tell anyways and we shall let investigators conclude their investigations before jumping to conclusions.

Vijay Rupani, the former chief minister of Gujarat, was also on the airplane. He was 68 years old at the time of his death.

Our hearts are with those who died and those who lost loved ones in this tragedy.

And, well, I am still in love with Georgie Stone! Babe, can you call me?? And can you all else blame me? I ran a poll recently on Reddit, asking Australian men if they all think she is hot despite the fact she was born a boy, and 66 percent answered that she is!! NetRat is not Australian, are you Nettie? So I doubt he voted.

Sooo..the NHL Stanley Cup Finals are still on and me and Jill are still biting our nails! HTe series between the Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers is now tied at two games apiece. I have to say, whoever wins also wins the title of the hottest men in the coldest league in the world. Me and Jill hope they can stick their pucks in our pussies-or, in my case, non existing pusyy that is but I do have a backdoor, hahaha! This exciting series is following the script of last year's series, in which the Panthers went up 3 games to 0 before the Oilers woke up from the grav and almost won it in seven. As for this week and a half, half of the United States are Canadians. We want history to be made and for the Oilers to win so Canada can have her first NHL champion in 33 years! Also Netrat has promised he'll buy every Canadian in the world a beer if they win. I'm trying to mention Netrat as much as possible. I need him to comment down below this week!!! lol

The NBA Finals are also red-hot. After three games, the Indiana Pacers are up two games to one on the Oklahoma City Thunder. In a confusing twist, whoever wins this series gets their city their first ever NBA titl but the Thunder have actually already won one title: they did it as the Seattle Supersonics in 1979. Only that was in Seattle. The Pacers have never won a title; the closest they came to was in 2000 when, led by reggie Miller, they made it to the Finals but lost to the stupid, fucking, hated Los Angeles Lakers-Los Angeles readers, I love you! but not the Lakers lol ...anyways they lost that Finals in 6 games. I bet Reggie Miller is really happy for his former team and will be even more if they do win it!

I love Georgia Stone, I love God, and I love you guys and girls who love me on the Internet galaxy....you know what else I love? Why, Barbie, of course! I buy Barbies specifically when they are representing famous people like the Rosie O'donnell one, the Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance ones and the Bessie Coleman one that I own. In fact, they gave me an excuse to buy my first Barbies as I started collecting those before I came out as trans and I told everyone it was because I wanted to make a celebrity action figures and dolls

collection. But, anyways, everybody's favorite doll turned 80 recently! Barbie, who did not invite me to the birthday party. Too bad, Barbie...netrat would have bought all the beers and that would have been a wild party with Rat, you, me, Black Barbie, Ken, Rosie O'donnell and everyone else naked, dancing and smiling

All jokes aside, Barbie has provided all girls, natural and self-made alike, with hopes and dreams for 80 years. While boys had Gi Joe and wars and killing the enemy in mind, girls had pool parties, movie making and improving living standards with such professions as doctors and veterinarians in mind. Barbie truly made the world a better place, at least for a time. Like when they came out with Barbe and the Rockers, Barbie, you rock!!!

Repeat after me: Marvelooouuuussssssss!!

Well, this is it for now. Next week, I hope I can tell you all about that tribute page, which, I have high hopes, will come while I am still alive! Lmao! God bless you my readers. Me, God, Netrat and the rest of the Online Spice Girls love you!!