(10)Jeanette Santiago
- (Jeanette Santiago)
- Jan 17, 2023
- 5 min read
Updated: Jun 23

Hello everyone! week numero diez is upon us! And we all keep on singing along!
Well...maybe not me. You see, I suck at singing so much, I give my own self ear infections! In fact, if I want to turn men off, when I start singing their boners go down as they get scared and run away.
So, what has taken place this week? Well, Pope Francis was hospitalized with double pneumonia. I'm a Christian as you all know but not a Catholic. I'm a protestant. My mom says I was born a protestant because I naturally protest everything!!! haha mom, you are, as always, right! But back to this very serious matter: the pope, whose real name is Jorge Bergolio, is 88 years old. This is not like when I was 10 and had double pneumonia (for which I was also hospitalized). even if, and hopefully, when......he recuperates, this can still seriously affect him. The two main concerns here are his age and his condition. As of this writing, he was still in critical condition, but was working from bed and has sent Catholic followers an encouraging message. Here we are praying for his health and that god allows him to serve a few more years.
In other, semi-related, news, I received an email today asking me to protest the upcoming production of Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl. The reason they want to protest is that Jesus will be played by Cynthia Erivo, a black, bisexual actress, who is dating the also black actress and producer, Lena. Waithe. They are right in that Jesus being played by a woman is, at best, questionable, and, at worst, blasphemous. But they mislabelled Erivo as a lesbianj in their letter, in order to gather more signatures, i bet, since the words lesbian and gay stick out more than the word bisexual. If you are bisexual, at least you like your own gender as well. But if you are gay or lesbian, in these people's eyes, it is worse. My question to the latter is; why the hate? Look, I get it...Jesus being represented by a woman is like, what the heck? But then they had to add she is a "lesbian"-she was, again, as I said, mislabeled because in their anger, they could not see that lesbian and bisexual are two different things.
In other news, a woman was caught peeing on items at a supermarket! I mean, wow! It was not me, I promise! This time it really was not me. Maybe Netrat's "next door"? I don't know.....have the products you bought at Tesco or ASDA had a salty taste lately? You better ask Netrat then, if his girl pee...ehem, I mean...shops, at those supermarkets?
Haha! ..but not to worry. The woman was caught. She is, quite honestly, unlike most crazy people. pretty hot looking. I wish I had been there when she took down her pants and peed!! The alleged perpetrator is named Kelli Tedford, 23, and she is an internet content creator. I bet her contents will now get many more looks, hoping she films herself committing those felonies she is alleged to have committed! She did it at a Monadnock Food Coop Supermarkets' location in Keene, New Hampshire. She was arrested and booked and her ass will be in jail for a while. That's a women's jail I wish I could be at!
Boxer Greg Haugen died recently. This was a surprise death since it was unexpected. He was a two-time world lightweight champion and , to put his career in context, he beat Jimmy Paul (who, along with Hector Camacho and Livingstone Bramble, and, after Bramble was knocked out by Edwin Rosario, Rosario, was considered one of the three heads of the three headed monster that was the Lightweight division of the 1980s) and then, for the second time, when he beat Vinny Paz, and then he won the world Junior Welterweight title by beating Camacho. He also beat a badly faded Ray Mancini in 1992. Camacho and Mancini are members of the International Boxing Hall of Fame, and Paz will be in June of this year. Greg Haugen should also be in the Hall of Fame. Funny thing: when I was 14, and in my "Rocky Balboa-turns to Molly Ringwald-turns back to Rocky Balboa" phase, I used to watch a lot of John Hughes teen films, and one of them was a cycling as sport-dramedy named "Rad". Rad was set in Idaho, and Haugen was from Washington, aka, Idaho's western side next door. Then, in December of 1986, Haugen beat Paul for his first world title, and I thought "girl, not only does he look like the Rad movie guy, but he also talks like him!"
Of course, you know...the USA is like the United Kingdom in that sense. To us on this side of the pond, those from London talk similar to those from Southampton. (And in fact, when I was new to the United States, I can tell you that not only that, but I thought those from London spoek similar to those from Australia! And also, when the original Spice Girls came along and I was frenzied by them, I tried to imitate them and one of my friends nicknamed me, I kid you not, "the Australian"! and so you know, to Puerto Ricans that speak English, people from idaho and Washington sound the same when they speak!
I haven;t seen much of MY SPice Girls lately, especially Cindy and Deb. I miss them! I spoke to Courtenay and to Jill yesterday. I told Jill she should get her ass to Oklahoma because men there look like Brad Pitt! I've never been to Oklahoma before, but we were talking about Oklahoma. Our friend Star quickly jumped in and said I better stay away from that state because her man, El Manos, comes from there! I swear I had no idea he did, haha and El Manos also jumped and said "Jeanette, don;t even stare this way!" But Jill should get to Oklahoma to see all the Brad Pitts there. There is one particular reason I remembered Brad Pitt: in "Thelma and Louise", he was picked up by the titlar Thelma and Louise during a pitstop in Oklahoma.
"Thelma and Louise", like "Rocky" and all the john Hughes teen movies of the 1980s, was marvelous!!!
Another thing that is marvelous: no plane crashes this week!
Well, I think that's all for now. me, Netrat and God love you! Til next week, have a marvelous week you all! (I'm saying this with an Oklahoma accent!)
Hold on there cif . What makes ya think I piss on me shopping lol . Some people sure do have a weird fetish